Dirty Grandpa

Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American buddy sports romantic sex comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles. It was filmed on location in Atlanta from January 19 to May 9, 2015. The film was theatrically released on January 22, 2016, by Lionsgate. It grossed $105 million worldwide, and received negative reviews by critics, several of whom called it the worst film they had ever seen.

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What the fuck is going on? I thought these guys wanted to kill you! Lebanese Red.

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I had some of this left over from my time in the Middle East. You throw some of this shit around, you can really get away with anything. - Have some. - You're smoking grass now? Jesus, this is a gateway drug, Grandpa. Yeah, well, you just opened the gateway to being a pussy. - Take some. - Yo, D. Let's fucking bounce! - Let's fucking bounce! - Where?

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♪ And everything is all right ♪ I got a beep from Kim And she can fuck all night ♪ Called up the homies and I'm asking y'all ♪ Which park are y'all playing basketball? ♪ Get me on the court and I'm trouble ♪ Last week fucked around And got a triple double Can I say it? Can I say it? No! No, no. - Say it! - Say that shit! ♪ Freaking niggas every way like MJ ♪ I can't believe today was a good day? I'm totally gonna fuck him tonight. Can I watch? 'Cause I kind of want to fuck him too now.

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Drop the mic, baby! Drop the mic, baby! - That's what I'm talking about! - Peace out, niggas! I see you, boy. Nasty!

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- Up next we have Shadia and Jason! - Yep, it's us now. What? No. No, no, no, no. - No... - Come on. We can't top that. I don't want to do this.

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You know the song. You know every word. See? You're going to make me do it all alone? Fine.

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Hey. ♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love I found in you ♪ I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ And never let me fall Yeah, yeah ♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪ Through it all ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪ I'm everything I am - Damn! - ♪ Because you loved me?

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Who are you?

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I'm just saying, who sings that well and isn't a professional singer? You're so good at singing you actually suck! You guys want to come up for a nightcap? - Yeah, well... - See if shit gets real?

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Well, young Michael Buble and I are gonna have a stogie by the pool, so...

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- See you up there? - Yeah.

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I want you to know how much I appreciate you doing this for me, Jason. The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies. Yeah, well, most grandpas just want toffee.

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What's the matter?

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I think I'm gonna call off my wedding.

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Well, when you get married, it's for a long fucking time. And it's hard. So it damn well better be with a woman who keeps things interesting. You know your grandmother, she tried to grow her own pot plant once?

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- Really? - Yeah, she just wanted to see if she could do it.

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She was always surprising me like that.

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We also tried anal once every five years.

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Sweet. I miss having someone to share everything with.

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It's not fair to just keep Shadia in the dark like this. Since we started this, it's just been one big lie. She has no idea who I am. I have to tell her the truth. Well, maybe telling her tonight is a little abrupt. The most important part of a relationship is trust. - That's right. - And I'm going to start now. Or you can just wait till I have sex with Lenore tonight, then you can tell Shadia everything. - No. I'm just lying. - Jason, I'm your grandfather! You wait till I fuck that college girl! - I'm telling her now. - Jason... Jason! Jason!

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