Dirty Grandpa

Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American buddy sports romantic sex comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles. It was filmed on location in Atlanta from January 19 to May 9, 2015. The film was theatrically released on January 22, 2016, by Lionsgate. It grossed $105 million worldwide, and received negative reviews by critics, several of whom called it the worst film they had ever seen.

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I'm sorry, but you know what they say... Um... tough times can sometimes lead to tougher people. - Hm. - That's Kurt Vonnegut.

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Yeah.

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Holy fucking shit!

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Has anyone ever told you that you have the pussy of an English sheepdog?

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Well, thanks for the ride.

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You gonna be okay, Dad?

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I miss her.

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But I'll be okay.

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- I was a shitty father and I'm sorry. - Well, we'll work on it.

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You're a hard man to track down, professor.

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- Are those my pants? - Yeah, these are your pants. I found a Werther's Original in the pocket and I've been sucking on it all morning. You do know that I'm not a professor, right? Yeah, I know. You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long lsland City who likes to fuck old people.

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I like your pull-out couch. Yeah, well, I got news for you. That's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out tonight. I'll be right back.

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Oh, hey. Look, I'm... I'm sorry. I don't know if I can do this. I haven't done it for a long time.

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Whoops! I guess they just slipped off. I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check. Tell me you've fallen and you can't get up. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up." Oh, no!

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Now fumble around and pretend like you're trying to find your glasses. "I'm trying to find my glasses. I can't see.

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I found them! I can see! I can see!" Tell me it's 4:00 and you want to eat dinner. "It's 4:00 and I want to eat dinner." Tell me the buttons on your remote control are so small that you can't find Fox News. "The buttons on my remote control are so small I can't find Fox News!" - Tell me how small they are! - "They're real small!" Tell me how this neighborhood used to be safer! "This neighborhood used to be safer!" Tell me how things were better under Eisenhower! "Things were better under Eisenhower!" - We like Ike! - We like Ike! We like lke! Are you cumming or dying? I'm not sure! Maybe both!

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"...for as by a man came death.

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By a man has come also life." Richard Kelly II. Congratulations on the baby's new godparents, - Jason and Shadia. - Aww! Congratulations!

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Back to Mommy. All baptized. You just keep surprising me, Grandpa.

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New dad at 72. Great fucking idea. Hey, watch your potty mouth! - Jesus, sorry... - Yeah, clean up your language. And show some respect for your new grandmother! - I'm sorry, honey. - That's all right. And sweetie, would it kill you to visit us sometimes? - We never see you. - Sorry, Nanna. Did you get that card I sent for your birthday? - Yeah. - Mm-hm. Yeah, with the $12 check? It was a very nice touch. Thank you. Thank you, that's right. Hey, are you gaining some weight? - You look a little heavy in the face. - No, what are you talking about? - Where'd this come from, huh? - What? - You wanna... - Where'd these guys come from? - What? - Wanna go get the car? - Yeah. All right. - Okay. I'll pull around the minivan. Go to Daddy. There we go, come to Daddy. All right.

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