Dirty Grandpa

Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American buddy sports romantic sex comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles. It was filmed on location in Atlanta from January 19 to May 9, 2015. The film was theatrically released on January 22, 2016, by Lionsgate. It grossed $105 million worldwide, and received negative reviews by critics, several of whom called it the worst film they had ever seen.

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- Really? - I mean...

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I just broke up with my fiancée, lost my job. And I think I'm wanted by the police, so... A year at sea...

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...might actually be the best place for me.

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Okay.

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- Break it up, lesbians! Let's go. - Get down on the ground! We're doing this because you're lesbians! Get down on the ground! According to lnterstate Statute 17.37, arrests made on the lnterstate Highway System must be executed by state police, not your local law enforcement from your adjacent municipalities. You seem, like, really familiar with the penal code. You seem real cocksure about the juris-dick-tion you're in. Real cocksure! Someone drew dicks all over your face, you idiot! Well, look at that! You got dicks on your face. That middle one's mine. Look it, this one right here. - I traced it. - I thought I recognized that! Enough catching up. Let my friends go. They've literally done nothing wrong. Pam, we've got obstruction of justice here. - We got reckless endangerment. - The bus is full of drugs, I get it. Ooh, speaking of which, I've got to get out of here. I got three keys of "Frisbees" showing up to the store today, so... - I should go, question mark? - Why don't you take my squad car. That's a good idea. Give him your keys. - You mean these keys? - There they are.

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- Get out! - Classic Pam. Classic Pam. What do you say we get some lunch? Love it.

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See you fucks later. So, uh, I'm gonna go with her.

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Yeah, you should. She seems real nice.

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You know, I think this is our only way back now, so I'm gonna try to get these cocks off of my face and get that truck started.

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- Just give me one sec. - Yeah.

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Grandpa... - Thank you for... - Don't give me any of that shit. Just let me know when you get back. And I actually want to see your photos in Time magazine. This camera set me back three months of my army pension!

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Thanks, Grandpa.

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- Oh, and, Jason... - Yeah?

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Back in the '80s, when Andre the Giant used to go to the Playboy Mansion, he'd stack five playmates on top of each other on a bed and fingerfuck them all. Five at a time. Because his hands were so big.

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So... that's it.

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Thanks, Grandpa. "De Oppresso Liber."

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Motto of the Green Berets.

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It means "to liberate the oppressed."

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- Hey. You ready? - Yep.

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I don't think he's gonna find anybody as good as me.

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