Dirty Grandpa
Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American buddy sports romantic sex comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles. It was filmed on location in Atlanta from January 19 to May 9, 2015. The film was theatrically released on January 22, 2016, by Lionsgate. It grossed $105 million worldwide, and received negative reviews by critics, several of whom called it the worst film they had ever seen.
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It's too bad Lenore barfed all over herself tonight. I definitely could have had sex with her. Yup. I probably could have still had sex if she just threw up on her front, but she somehow got it all over her back, and I would have felt bad. Well, chivalry isn't dead. I like the way you took that haymaker tonight. Sometimes you just gotta take that punch up front, you know? Then things get easier in the long run.
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I kind of feel like we're just getting in your way. - Yeah? - I'm sure there's something... What the fuck? Did you just get naked? - It's the best way to sleep. - Oh, my God! I picked it up in Uganda from the Umbatdo. Umbat-don't let your junk touch my leg again or you're sleeping on the floor.
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What do these guys want to cut all the trees down for anyway? For some stupid, like, massive, tacky entertainment complex. You know, the ones with, like, arcades and laser tag. That sort of thing. - Laser tag? I love laser tag. - Yeah. - When does it open? - Nice. Thanks a lot. - Shadia! - Hi, Griz. Oh, my God, your pics from the Boston rally look amazing! - Thank you. - Yeah. Absolutely. Sweet Hacky Sack, man. It's not a Hacky Sack, dawg. That's the trade name. It's an organic hemp-seed foot satchel. And what's someone from the fucking laser tag lobby doing here? No, I'm just a friend of Shadia's. Just a friend. That's pretty cool, man. What is that, a dance ball? Fuck! What the fuck? - You're fucking kidding me. - It's like a... What the fuck! It's a 4-inch acrylic juggling orb! Dick. Um... I'll see you guys next weekend. - Absolutely. Absolutely. - Yeah? Okay. Bye. - Love your necklace. - Bye.
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Don't touch that, it's from Laser Tag. Sorry. - They're good people. I swear. - Let me see that. Where are you going with these "good people"? We're heading out to the coast to, um, charter a boat for the year. - For the year? - Yeah. To do what? We're documenting the effects of climate change out on the ocean.
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Hey. Wait, just calm down. - What? - Shit. Yeah, we'll be right there. - What's going on? - We gotta go. And then I came back from the bathroom and all those black guys from the club were, like, standing around Lenore and Dr. Richards and they were yelling at them and threatening them and they, like, kidnapped them! - And I think one of them had a gun! - Did you see where they took them? No. Those guys are staying at The Tillman. That's all I know. - Okay. - Come on! - Come on! - Shit! What? - I smell marijuana. - Mmm-hmm.
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Hey! Here they are! How was the protest? - Uh, it was good. - Yeah, it was good. This is Lamar, Lil' Chris, Big Chris, Murray Finkelstein. And, of course, you've already met Ty-rizone. That nigga's crazy, man. Yeah, what's with the N-word, anyway? I can say it. I can't say it... You can say it when we let you say it. Which is never. Just never say that under any circumstances.
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