Dirty Grandpa

Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American buddy sports romantic sex comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles. It was filmed on location in Atlanta from January 19 to May 9, 2015. The film was theatrically released on January 22, 2016, by Lionsgate. It grossed $105 million worldwide, and received negative reviews by critics, several of whom called it the worst film they had ever seen.

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Hey, come on. Let's see how you look. Come on out.

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First of all, nobody wears a fucking white belt. The only people who wear white belts are people who suck at karate and people who suck at life. Take the fucking belt off. And you better lose that fucking white polo shirt and those pleated khaki pants. You're meeting up with girls, not blowing an oil executive on a fucking golf course. Put these on.

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Well, in case you forgot, I don't even have underwear, from last night. All right, just put them on. I'll turn around.

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- Nice dick. - Aw, jeez, Grandpa. That's a good dick. You got your grandpa's dick. Not the girth, not the length, but same style.

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That's good to know. You're lucky you're not your dad. He's got his mom's dick. What the fuck? Now put your pants on.

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- Shit. It's Meredith. - Don't answer it. My rehearsal brunch is this weekend. No calls. For one night, stop worrying about your wedding. Please. We have two hot, smart, beautiful college girls at the peak of their sexual powers about to meet us at one of the last great nightclubs in Florida. Worry about them.

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Okay. I don't think you're very popular here, Grandpa. You're the one that's going to have to watch out. - You might get Oreo'd. - Oreo'd? That's when two black guys fuck a white guy. You're the cream in the middle.

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Game on. Hey! Glad you guys made it. - Let's all get fucked up. Right? - My step dad hates me! Let's go!

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Party till you're pregnant!

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Oh, my God, I love this song!

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You're not gonna die on me, are you? - I don't think so. - All right!

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- Come on. - Oh, no. No.

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You want it? Come here, give me that hat! Oh, my God...

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Give me that! What is this? Hey! Hey, hey, hey... Leave my illegitimate black son alone. We were just asking him to dance. - Well, he don't wanna dance. - Well, maybe you wanna dance instead. - I don't wanna dance... - Colonel Sanders! It's all right. It's all right. Let's not dirty this place up. It's a shrine. Sinatra sang here. Parking lot?

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It'll be fine. How is this going to be fine? Look at this crew. Come on. We have a good crew too.

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We have no crew. Are we going to J.Crew? Fuck J.Crew.

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Don't do this. I think I'm going to have to fight them all, so you're going to have to take the first punch. - What? - Okay! He's up first. Whatever. You like that shit, white boy? Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? What? You want next, bitch? Hey, I thought I had next.

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Tell him you're sorry you made fun of him for being gay.

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I'm sorry I made fun of you for being gay! Tell him you were raised in a different era, but now you know it's wrong to judge people based on their sexual orientation and that if you had to be gay with someone for some reason, you know, to prevent a terrorist attack or something, it would be with him. What? Ow! Say it. If I had to be gay with somebody to prevent a terrorist attack, it would be you!

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Apology accepted. Okay.

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