Dirty Grandpa
Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American buddy sports romantic sex comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles. It was filmed on location in Atlanta from January 19 to May 9, 2015. The film was theatrically released on January 22, 2016, by Lionsgate. It grossed $105 million worldwide, and received negative reviews by critics, several of whom called it the worst film they had ever seen.
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Back off, D cups! Well, if it isn't the "professor." You know, it's amazing what you can find with a name and Google these days. You're not a real professor? Oh, my God! You lied to us. How could you. Wait, wait, wait, this is the best part. This is the best part. Richard "Dick" Kelly, Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Army, also known as the American Gladiator "Nitro." What the fuck did you Google? Okay, well, there's another best part then. "Jason Patrick Kelly will wed Meredith Miriam Goldstein at Jericho Temple on Saturday, March 27th." Oh, wait, that's, um, next Saturday. Wait, you're grandfather and grandson? Oh, my God! That is so fucked up. That is so hot. I mean, that is so fucked up.
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For what's it worth, I still really want to fuck you. - And we're going to fuck. - Yeah, we are. - We're going to thunder fuck. - You're gonna tsunami on my face! You're gonna flood like the Nile. Yeah. I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over. The villagers will finally eat. You're gonna die while you're eating me out. I want your last breath to be in my pussy. Lenore! You're such a slut. - Police! - That's right. Po-po in the ho-ho. Some kind of ganja party? - Sorry to harsh your mellows. - Where's my e-vite? - Is that the jacket? - Check the right coat pocket. - Check it, man. - Okay, turn around. Come on. That's my jacket. That's not his jacket. Up against the palm. There you go. Let's have a look. What've you got in here? Huh? - Bingo-bango. - OMG. What the fuck? That's not mine! - "What the fuck?" - That's not mine! The fuck? Well, it looks like Spring Break is finally drug free! Come on, let's go. Let's go, pretty boy. Oh, shall we? No, it doesn't go down that way. Let's go. I'll wait for you, Grandpa. Keep that shit tight for me! He's my Henry Miller. - What the fuck does that mean? - Exactly!
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Hey, there he is. You got blood on your pants, you know. Your license isn't even suspended, is it? You made all this up just so I'd come down here with you. - I had to make sure you'd come. - Fuck you! Just chill, Jason. Hakuna matata. Who the fuck are you? I should have known you were fucking crazy the moment you started hitting on women the day after Grandma's funeral! Don't you fucking judge me. You have no idea what I had with your grandmother. And everything I've done these last few days I've done for a reason. You were about to fuck up royally by getting married, - and you fucking know it! - Oh, yeah? What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Chase around some college girl that doesn't even want to fucking talk to me? Not know what the fuck I'm doing for the rest of my life? Yeah, because at least you'd be thinking for yourself for a change. - What the fuck does that even mean? - Your father has lorded over every decision you've made in your adult life, and Meredith is just the latest example of that! She's not right for you, Jason. If you marry her, you're going to be sleepwalking through the rest of your life and be completely unhappy, - just like your father! - I am already unhappy with my life, because I've done nothing but get fucked by you and this insane fuck rampage that you've been on. It wasn't a "fuck rampage" for me. It was a "fuck rampage" for you. - How? How is this for me? - I fucked up as a father. I wasn't there to raise your dad and he turned into a materialistic, henpecked, poop-dick country clubber. - I don't want that to happen to you. - So that's what this was?
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♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ Into my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love ♪ I found in you ♪ I'll be... ♪ You've gotta be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ Never let me fall Let's go in for the kill.
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♪ Through it all You've been hacked. ♪ You were my strength when I was weak - ♪ You were my voice... - ♪ When I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ Because you loved me? Because you loved me. What the fuck?
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