Dirty Grandpa

Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American buddy sports romantic sex comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles. It was filmed on location in Atlanta from January 19 to May 9, 2015. The film was theatrically released on January 22, 2016, by Lionsgate. It grossed $105 million worldwide, and received negative reviews by critics, several of whom called it the worst film they had ever seen.

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That is not Martha's Vineyard. Jason!

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- T ake it off! - Trying, dear. Trying. - Leave them on. - Shut it down. I have something to say.

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I think I've been listening to everybody else about what I should be doing with my life. My grandpa said something really interesting. All right, cut the mics. I'm going up. ...take that punch, that point forward, things get easier.

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- The mic's off. - Jason, your mic cut out. What? Your mic cut out at the most inopportune time, so we can't hear why you want to leave those images up.

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Hitting it won't work. If they caught it from the PA... Band? What the fuck? Nick, can you tell her something for me? Can you tell her that, uh...

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I'm really sorry, but I can't marry her. You think that message should come from me? Okay... Uncle Ramon, can you tell Meredith that Jason's sorry, but that they can't get married? Oh, fuck!

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I forgot Uncle Ramon was deaf and I talked to him like a normal.

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Uncle Ruben, can you please tell Meredith that Jason is really sorry, but that he can't marry her?

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He says he's very sorry, but he can't marry you. Uncle Ruben, can you turn that thing up a little? It doesn't get any louder. Where'd you get that thing, SkyMall?

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At this point, I'm kind of nervous that anybody I pick will have a disability. Okay... Waiter... Hey, Pubes.

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Can you please go tell Meredith that my cousin Jason is very sorry, but they cannot get married?

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Come on, man. It's my first day... I know it's your first day, but everybody needs you to be a man here. Okay.

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Just real quick... He sent me... He wants me to tell you that... Um... He doesn't think that he can marry you.

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But that he's sorry that he can't.

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She's laughing, so I think that you're in the clear, bro. No, it's good. That was good. You can just go back and tell him that I fucked his cousin Nick while he was gone.

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She's so super cool about it. She's like, "Go! Do your thing. Do you." - She said that? - That's what she said, verbatim. Wait. Should I come down and say bye? - No. God! Fuck no! - No? Yeah. No need to even... Let's not even... You just... I've done it... We're great! Wait, where the fuck is he going? Jason! Jason!

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It's actually the guy on the moped with the iPad. NSA stopped using utility vans years ago. I figured once you sent the camera back, it was time to take drastic measures. What'd he say? Are we doing this? Plan B, have Pam kidnap you. - I've got to get her back. - You want me to kidnap her? I'll bring her back to you in a box, bro. She's on a bus headed west on I-85 across Florida. Her boat leaves in four hours. It was easy to track her down because of the whole Middle Eastern thing. Bet you never thought you'd 69 a girl because of the Patriot Act. You 69 her, man! And then she's dead. Are you kidding me, Pam? This is what you drive? Oh, yeah, it is so easy selling kids drugs from an ice cream truck. It's crazy! - Jason! Jason! - Go, go, go, go! Jason, stop! Stop right now. Stop! Stop!

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If you leave right now, you can kiss your job at the firm goodbye! David, will you get the fuck out of the way!

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Hey, hey! Come on! What the hell! Hey, guy, unless you want a Chipwich or some heroin, get off my ice cream truck! Who the fuck is this slob? Slob? I am a small business owner! I am the backbone of this country! I am holding a Taser! - Whoa! Shit! - Dude, should I stop? - What are you... - I'm kind of in the middle of it right here. Shit! All right.

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Raise your hand if you've got a boner!

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