Dirty Grandpa
Dirty Grandpa is a 2016 American buddy sports romantic sex comedy film about a lawyer who drives his grandfather to Florida during spring break. The film was directed by Dan Mazer and written by John Phillips. It stars Robert De Niro and Zac Efron in the leading roles, with Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch, Julianne Hough and Dermot Mulroney in supporting roles. It was filmed on location in Atlanta from January 19 to May 9, 2015. The film was theatrically released on January 22, 2016, by Lionsgate. It grossed $105 million worldwide, and received negative reviews by critics, several of whom called it the worst film they had ever seen.
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What's up, Nick? Fucking sucks dick about Grandma, huh? Yeah. Old woman fucking murdered like that. - Nick, she had cancer. - That's what they want you to think. She had cancer for ten years. A little too convenient, Jason. No, it's not... at all. We'll never know the truth. - We absolutely know the truth. - Yeah. Grandma had cancer for 10 years. You don't just die from cancer, Jason! It's a conspiracy, man. Just like 9/11. Oh, God. For your information, Grandma is not right here. Grandma is gone and she was taken from us, - we must find the man that did this! - Nick! Stop it! Ow, man! These are Rockports! Fuck, man! I just got these. - Calm down... - See you at the crossroads, Grandma. What are you doing? Are you kidding me? Right now? Hey, get your shit together! My dad and my fiancée are literally standing right next to us. - Beyoncé's here? - No. Your dad and fiancée are standing next to Beyoncé? - What? No. - Is Jay Z here too? - No. - Is Blue lvy here? - Nick. - I'm in the minority. I think that kid's gonna be hot. What is that? Hmm? - What are you doing? - I'm just... - Are you fucking high right now? - No, this isn't... - You're high as a kite! - It's an e-cigarette. It's filled with a little weed, but it's an e-cigarette. Grow up, man! What are you doing? "Grow up"? How adult are you? What, do you listen to NPR in your Volvo? You play racquetball competitively against business associates? - No. No. - You ever go away to a rented house with other couples and then play Scattergories - over a bottle of white wine? - Jason.
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"This day I call the heavens and the earth as a witness against you..." "...that I have set before you life and death..." Hey, babe, I found the tie you're going to wear to the rehearsal brunch Sunday. Do you like the coral color or the salmon? "...that the race is not to the swift..." Either one. "...nor the battle to the strong."
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Anyway, I'm down in Valdosta right now. I opened up a fucking pet shop... - Not pet shop, "puppy mill." - Puppy mill... You know, designer dogs get a bad name, but they can go for quite a pretty penny. - Really? - It's just hard to get them to mate. - Oh. - Because the little dogs, they don't wanna fuck the big dogs, and the big dogs, they don't wanna fuck the little dogs... So I gotta manually do it, you know. I gotta spread and manually shoot in. - Uh-huh. - So, what's up with you? - Well, I'm keeping pretty busy... - Cool. - Hey, Diane, how's it going? - Hi, Nick. - Hey, Nick. - I just don't understand why you have to drive down to Florida tomorrow already, Dad! We just had the funeral. Your grandmother and I were there at this time every year. It's what she would have wanted. I'd drive down myself, except they took my license away. But why does Jason have to be the one to drive you? He's so busy at work... Got the wedding coming up next weekend, the rehearsal brunch. You know, the entire law firm is coming to this. - It's true, Grandpa. - Jason... We have a lot of stuff, Meredith and l... I'll handle it. Go ahead. How about Cousin Nick? Huh, Dad? Why doesn't Nick do it? We got this chocolate lab down at the store that is just so horny, every time I touch the back of its ear, it just gushes cum. - Uh, okay. - I mean, like a squirting... Is that your dog? Nick isn't legally allowed to leave the state of Georgia anymore. I've barely seen this guy since high school. What's wrong with spending some time with him? Oh, so spending time with family is suddenly important to you now? Look, he can come here tomorrow morning for breakfast. We can drive down to Boca during the day, maybe play a round of golf or two, then he'd be back here in Atlanta the next day. He can't just flake off for two days! The risk versus reward here is just... I don't see it happening. It's what she would have wanted, that's all. But if you have to get ready for your wedding, if you're that busy...
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I just don't understand why he wants you to take him. You're not even that close. Well, we used to be. Grandpa and I got along growing up. We used to build these model trains every Christmas, so I brought him... Well, it seems like we're cutting it a little close here, you know, - with the rehearsal brunch on Friday... - I know. I know. And by the way, I can't find any of the Martha's Vineyard vacation photos for the slide show. I'm just freaking out. That's because they're on my laptop, which I've got right here. So I'll send them to the wedding planner. You don't have to worry about anything. Thanks. And your dad says take 75, because 16 takes forever. Yeah, I know. He's got it all mapped out for me. And can you take my car, sweetie? Uh, I need the SUV for the wine.
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