National Lampoon's Van Wilder

National Lampoon's Van Wilder is a 2002 comedy film directed by Walt Becker and written by Brent Goldberg and David T. Wagner. The film stars Ryan Reynolds as the title character alongside Tara Reid, Kal Penn, and Tim Matheson. The film follows the misadventures of its lead character, Van Wilder, a seventh-year senior who has made it his life goal to help undergrads at Coolidge College succeed in the future. After an article is written about his legacy by fellow student, Gwen Pearson (played by Reid), Van Wilder's party lifestyle is brought to light. This attracts the attention of Wilder's father, played by Matheson, who cuts off his tuition. Wilder becomes stuck in the middle of a love triangle between Gwen and her mean-spirited boyfriend, Richard Bagg while struggling to graduate. He tries various schemes to earn enough money to pay his tuition and graduate, with help from Gwen and the rest of the student body, except for a couple of sinister enemies who attempt to sabotage his efforts. The film received mostly negative reviews from critics but was popular with audiences. The film grossed $21,305,259 at the US box office; $16,970,224 at the international box office; and $38,275,483 overall, thus making it a box-office success. A sequel, Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj, was released on December 1, 2006. A prequel, Van Wilder: Freshman Year, was released straight-to-DVD on July 14, 2009. The movie is loosely based on a Rolling Stone article featuring comedian Bert Kreischer.

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Can I help you, son?

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I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder. I come to you in desperation. I'm Panos Patakos, president of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity. I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma. Yeah, you guys have had the best GPA the last 50 years. Indeed, but believe it or not... the best GPA doesn't get you laid. - Damn well should. - Amen. This month marks our 75th anniversary. I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party... a party we can be proud of... a party people will actually show up to. Gosh, I'd really love to help, but I have a bamboo oar stuck up my Gangees. It's very scary stuff. I just don't have the time.

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How much is your time worth?

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Panos reminded me that I had one... very valuable skill I'd yet to tap-- my undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party.

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I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

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The strawberry! Eat the strawberry! It's worth 250! - Don't you think I know that? - You treat me like a child. I don't like the way you condescend me. - Don't do that! - Frankly, you're juvenile. Guys. I know Ms. Pac Man's special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows. But we gotta talk, guys. Huddle up. Come on. Team meeting here. Cowboy. All right. I look at you guys, and you know what I see? A collective GPA of 52,000? Yeah! No! I see a bunch of party animals... crouched in attack position, ready to strike. Am I right?

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No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

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I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated... with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongatas.

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Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you. It's Friday night. Get out of here. I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia. Oh, I read that. Made me want to kill myself. I'm kidding. - Where's my Wilder story? - There is no story, Elliot. The guy's a joke. He tries to turn every interview into a date. A good writer gets her story no matter what. Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight. You should be there.

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- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is.

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Look who's checking out the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

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I put in a good word for you. Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.

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These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges. You picked 'em.

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Hey, babe. - Why aren't you in costume? - I can't stay. I have to work tonight. You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.

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Well, I gotta go. - I'll call you tomorrow. - What? This party so rocks, Richard. - This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.

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Where the hell is everyone? Mad props for this pimpin' good time... go out to those hung and handsome bad boys... of Lambda Omega Omega.

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Thanks for the good time, fellas.

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- Let's get you some skates. - I'm not here to skate. For some reason, my editor thinks you're a story. What do you think? As a story, I think... you're a little soft. Wow, all this time I thought I was more to you than just some flaccid story.

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A dilemma has arose up front. - Don't know if we got our point across. - Crystal clear, guys. - This is incredible. - 100 percent. Don't go anywhere. Seriously. Van is a godsend. I would have paid him way more than a grand for this party. I would have cashed in my Israel bonds. - How do you put a price on dignity? - How do you put a price on poonani? - Yes! - Oh, God!

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Oh, my God. Feel it!

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