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I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder. I come to you in desperation. I'm Panos Patakos, president of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity. I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma. Yeah, you guys have had the best GPA the last 50 years. Indeed, but believe it or not... the best GPA doesn't get you laid. - Damn well should. - Amen. This month marks our 75th anniversary. I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party... a party we can be proud of... a party people will actually show up to. Gosh, I'd really love to help, but I have a bamboo oar stuck up my Gangees. It's very scary stuff. I just don't have the time.