National Lampoon's Van Wilder

National Lampoon's Van Wilder is a 2002 comedy film directed by Walt Becker and written by Brent Goldberg and David T. Wagner. The film stars Ryan Reynolds as the title character alongside Tara Reid, Kal Penn, and Tim Matheson. The film follows the misadventures of its lead character, Van Wilder, a seventh-year senior who has made it his life goal to help undergrads at Coolidge College succeed in the future. After an article is written about his legacy by fellow student, Gwen Pearson (played by Reid), Van Wilder's party lifestyle is brought to light. This attracts the attention of Wilder's father, played by Matheson, who cuts off his tuition. Wilder becomes stuck in the middle of a love triangle between Gwen and her mean-spirited boyfriend, Richard Bagg while struggling to graduate. He tries various schemes to earn enough money to pay his tuition and graduate, with help from Gwen and the rest of the student body, except for a couple of sinister enemies who attempt to sabotage his efforts. The film received mostly negative reviews from critics but was popular with audiences. The film grossed $21,305,259 at the US box office; $16,970,224 at the international box office; and $38,275,483 overall, thus making it a box-office success. A sequel, Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj, was released on December 1, 2006. A prequel, Van Wilder: Freshman Year, was released straight-to-DVD on July 14, 2009. The movie is loosely based on a Rolling Stone article featuring comedian Bert Kreischer.

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Whoa. Trick or treat. What's going on? This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. Graphic. I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah? No can do. We're at maximum capacity.

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- What are you doing here? - You two know each other? That's my girlfriend, gluteous erecti. - You must be premed Dick. - Yeah, that's right. - What's it to you? - Thanks for the story. What story? Brilliant, Pearson. I have been inundated with people telling me... how much they enjoy reading about this guy. They want more, and so do I. I want you to do a follow-up. I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one. Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue... in two months?

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And I quote, "Van Wilder is a party pimp." Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that? Van Wilder's phone. I do not foresee that to be a problem. And that guy she's with-- all kinds of wrong for her. - Sick Boy, how are you doing? - Van, the shingles are all gone.

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That ointment really worked. Thanks. Lookin' good there, buddy.

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- He'll call you back. - Unbelievable. Van Wilder's phone. - Terrible. - I think so. Yeah. - Hang on. - Unbelievable. Van's room. Saturday night, yeah. That's-- How did you-- From the paper? Yeah, that's fine! Okay, thanks. - No problem confirming. Bye. - This writing, it's just-- I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face. Van, you must listen to me. Because of her article, everybody wants to have a party thrown by Van Wilder... the party liaison. Your cash camel has arrived!

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We need to talk.

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This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me. You journalists and your irresponsible reporting. I recorded quotes that you got money from the Lambdas to throw them a party. Recorded? What are you, bugged? Do I need to frisk you? Why is my story such a big deal to you? Because I didn't want the students to know I threw the party. They paid me, but that's not the only reason I did it. Lambdas are cool in their own right. People just needed to realize it. I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a benevolent agenda. There's two sides to every story, Gwen. I have a chance to make front page of the graduation issue... which is a huge deal to me. Let me get the other side. There's this function I'm hosting tomorrow night. If you want... you could tag along. - I'll be there. - It's a date. It's an interview. Remember, today's assignment is about shadow. So don't get too hung up on detail. All right, everybody? Oh, Lord!

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So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.

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Word spread around campus. My calendar was filled with parties to plan. Van Wilder, party liaison, was born.

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At the Hillel House, I broke bread. And then I broke the boredom.

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They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for "good deed." Write that down. Oh, yeah, she came too.

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This is the second party of his she's gone to. Sounds serious. Threatened?

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Threatened? Please.

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I'm president of both my fraternity and the student government.

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He's nothing more than a mild rectal itch.

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You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo? - What's that, Richard? - You scratch it. Then you scratch it some more. The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets... until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed... possibly infected anal cavity.

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Then it's won. When all you had to do from the start was take a medicated pad... and smother it.

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All right, people, midterm is next week.

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Here you have your five categories-- commerce and trade, so forth and so on. What you doing?

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I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five-letter word. I thought we could spend some time together... for the story.

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