National Lampoon's Van Wilder

National Lampoon's Van Wilder is a 2002 comedy film directed by Walt Becker and written by Brent Goldberg and David T. Wagner. The film stars Ryan Reynolds as the title character alongside Tara Reid, Kal Penn, and Tim Matheson. The film follows the misadventures of its lead character, Van Wilder, a seventh-year senior who has made it his life goal to help undergrads at Coolidge College succeed in the future. After an article is written about his legacy by fellow student, Gwen Pearson (played by Reid), Van Wilder's party lifestyle is brought to light. This attracts the attention of Wilder's father, played by Matheson, who cuts off his tuition. Wilder becomes stuck in the middle of a love triangle between Gwen and her mean-spirited boyfriend, Richard Bagg while struggling to graduate. He tries various schemes to earn enough money to pay his tuition and graduate, with help from Gwen and the rest of the student body, except for a couple of sinister enemies who attempt to sabotage his efforts. The film received mostly negative reviews from critics but was popular with audiences. The film grossed $21,305,259 at the US box office; $16,970,224 at the international box office; and $38,275,483 overall, thus making it a box-office success. A sequel, Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj, was released on December 1, 2006. A prequel, Van Wilder: Freshman Year, was released straight-to-DVD on July 14, 2009. The movie is loosely based on a Rolling Stone article featuring comedian Bert Kreischer.

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We are now in session. Mr. Wilder. You were found in violation of Article 2, Section B of Coolidge's bylaws-- soliciting of alcohol to extreme minors... which is grounds for immediate expulsion. You have opted to appeal. The floor is yours.

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Ladies and gentlemen... as you know... I've been a student here for seven years, and I've-- Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

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Order! Order! Settle down, everyone.

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- Continue, Mr. Wilder. - I'm okay. I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. Let the record show that... when I attended class... I did receive exemplary marks. However, it was only when I met a special someone... that I realized what I was doing-- hiding. See, after this is real life, and I wasn't ready for that. I don't know why exactly. I do know that I don't wanna end up like my father... whose whole life revolves around work. But I see that now. And I'm ready to move on. Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch? - Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. - What's any of this got to do with... that he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? Mr. Wilder.

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I can't argue against the infraction. I was responsible for that party, so what happened was my fault. I'm here to lay myself at the mercy of this court... and suggest an alternative punishment. Make me graduate. If you'll kindly take a look at my transcripts... you'll see I'm 18 units from graduating with a leisure studies degree. I am pleading to this committee, reinstate me. Let me audit my last six classes, take the finals... and leave Coolidge with a degree.

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God, I've bled... crimson and blue for nearly a decade. This school has given me so much. Let me repay Coolidge... by parting ways as a graduate.

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What are the courses Mr. Wilder needs in order to graduate? Biology, English Lit, Calculus, Economics... - Sociology and Political Science. - Wow. - That's quite a load. - Well, Van can handle quite a load.

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If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.

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I vote reinstatement. - Mr. Bagg? - Expulsion. Miss Haver? Reinstatement... over and over. Okay. Mrs. Seay? Expulsion. Professor McDoogle? You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come. Either way... Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over.

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Let's see what the kid's made of.

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He's in! He's in!

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- Hey, Jeannie. - Look. I just wanted to explain about the whole, you know, Richard thing. Me and Richard's unspoken bond blossomed the other night in one beautiful... symbiotic act. - What sort of act? - Messing up that Van Wilder party.

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And then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever. Ever.

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Yes, these interviews are somewhat of a formality... but I think it's crucial we like-minded people get to know one another.

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- I knew you'd come to your senses. - Hello, Richard. Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship. But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives. I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums. All doctors. That's why I came-- to help make you your shake. - That'd be terrific, Gwenny. - I'll see you downstairs.

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But hurry. Interview's in a half hour, other side of campus.

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Sorry about that.

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Northwestern. I am the shit. You certainly will be. Gwenny, thank you.

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Good luck, honey. You deserve it.

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I certainly do.

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