Duration: 27.1s

I can't argue against the infraction. I was responsible for that party, so what happened was my fault. I'm here to lay myself at the mercy of this court... and suggest an alternative punishment. Make me graduate. If you'll kindly take a look at my transcripts... you'll see I'm 18 units from graduating with a leisure studies degree. I am pleading to this committee, reinstate me. Let me audit my last six classes, take the finals... and leave Coolidge with a degree.