- Yeah, Madison. - All right. And this year's homecoming king is... Drumroll, please.
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7.8s
- No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay? Just say, "I could tell from across the room we might be into each other. Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move."
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7.7s
Wesley Rush. Homecoming king. Come on up. Wesley. Wesley.
The DUFF
2s
Oh, my...
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1.2s
It's kind of nice.
The DUFF
23.2s
Oh, Toby, don't stop. Don't stop. I wanna be your wife. How do we look together? How do we look together? - The most beautiful couple? - Oh, my God. Is that Bianca Piper? Yep. Oh, my God, that is so horrible. I would hate it if that was me and people saw this. - I should totally forward this. - Me too. - Viral? - Viral.
The DUFF
24.8s
Oh, look, arm-fold head-tilt. That's a classic. I think we can find something better. Let's see. Oh, yeah, what about this one? - This is a good one. - Aw, heh. That was Florida. Seems like a long time ago. - Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy. - Yeah, well, I was. - There you go. - Thank you. This girl's gonna have the flirties rolling in. Well, we'll see. This is all so new for me.
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13.2s
Why is your hand messed up? Well, you're not the only one running around punching people today. No one else sees that video. Tell everyone. I don't know that many people. Well, make some more friends and tell them.
I've never had anybody go on a punching spree for me before.
The DUFF
3.4s
Well, don't get used to it. Now there's rumors going around I'm on 'roids.
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1.2s
Mm.
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3.9s
Excuse me, I, uh... ...can't do this.
The DUFF
40.1s
How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF? - Our what? - Your Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Yeah, yeah. Wesley told me everything. Ha, ha. He can't even spell. That's actually pretty creative for Wes. Since when do you care what Wesley Rush says? He says crazy stuff all the time. Uh, because it makes sense. I mean, why else would two super-hot, popular girls wanna be friends with somebody like me? It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better. Okay, just because you think one of us is better-looking than you... Oh, my God. There it is, there it is. You know what? No, no, no. I'm glad you said that, because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.
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58.3s
- You're listening at the door again? - Yes, I was. This is juicy stuff. Now it all makes sense. Mom, I've been through all of your stages, okay? I am already at the fifth and final stage: acceptance. Honey, forget about the five stages. I have got some real advice for you. We're gonna call it, uh, stage 11. Yeah, it's sort of acceptance plus, where you realize who you are, you accept it, and then you, um, turn it up to 11. Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson? No, Spinal Tap. The movie, Spinal Tap. "This one goes to 11." Let's stop. All right, honey, you're a weirdo. Fine, own it. Be the best weirdo you can be. You have spent the last month worrying so much about what other people think about you. How about tonight you just worry about what you think about you? Now, I want you to get cleaned up, I want you to go to that dance, and rock that homecoming like my Bianca Piper would.
The DUFF
2.6s
What the shit?
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17.3s
The point is, we're a team. If anything, we're kind of chumps in comparison to you. Okay, now you went too far. You had me and then you lost me. Oh, no, she's right, B. You are by far the smartest one of the three of us. You're loyal, you're funny. And we can't be Bianca, Jess and Casey without Bianca.
The DUFF
8.6s
I promise, I didn't send the video, okay? I overheard Madison bragging about it to her friends. I mean, the angles weren't even from where I was sitting.