Duration: 58.3s

- You're listening at the door again? - Yes, I was. This is juicy stuff. Now it all makes sense. Mom, I've been through all of your stages, okay? I am already at the fifth and final stage: acceptance. Honey, forget about the five stages. I have got some real advice for you. We're gonna call it, uh, stage 11. Yeah, it's sort of acceptance plus, where you realize who you are, you accept it, and then you, um, turn it up to 11. Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson? No, Spinal Tap. The movie, Spinal Tap. "This one goes to 11." Let's stop. All right, honey, you're a weirdo. Fine, own it. Be the best weirdo you can be. You have spent the last month worrying so much about what other people think about you. How about tonight you just worry about what you think about you? Now, I want you to get cleaned up, I want you to go to that dance, and rock that homecoming like my Bianca Piper would.