Duration: 40.1s

How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF? - Our what? - Your Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Yeah, yeah. Wesley told me everything. Ha, ha. He can't even spell. That's actually pretty creative for Wes. Since when do you care what Wesley Rush says? He says crazy stuff all the time. Uh, because it makes sense. I mean, why else would two super-hot, popular girls wanna be friends with somebody like me? It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better. Okay, just because you think one of us is better-looking than you... Oh, my God. There it is, there it is. You know what? No, no, no. I'm glad you said that, because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.