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2m4s
- [Belches] - Shrek! What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. [Laughs] - Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess. - [Belches] - Thanks. - She's as nasty as you are. [Laughs] You know, you're not exactly what I expected. Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. [Vocalising] [Man] La Liberte! Hey! Princess! - [Laughs] - What are you doing? Be still, Mon Cherie, for I am your saviour! And I am rescuing you from this green-- [Kissing Sounds] - beast. - Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own! Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men! [Laughs] [Accordion] Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo I steal from the rich and give to the needy - He takes a wee percentage - But I'm not greedy I rescue pretty damsels Man, I'm good - What a guy, Monsieur Hood - Break it down. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid - What he's basically saying is he likes to get-- - Paid - So - When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush - That's bad - That's bad When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad He's mad He's really, really mad I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start [Grunts, Groans] - [Karate Yell] - [Merry Men Gasping] [Panting] Man, that was annoying! Oh, you little-- [Karate Yell]
Shrek
28.6s
- [Laughing] - [Laughing] You think Shrek is your true love! What is so funny? Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. Now-- Now remove your helmet. Look. I really don't think this is a good idea. -Just take off the helmet. - I'm not going to. - Take it off. - No! - Now! - Okay! Easy. As you command, Your Highness.
Shrek
2m24s
Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an ogre. [Sighs] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He's the one who wants to marry you. Then why didn't he come rescue me? Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some ogre and his-- his pet. So much for noble steed. You're not making my job any easier. I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy. You wouldn't dare. - Put me down! - Ya coming, Donkey? I'm right behind ya. Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down! [Screams] Okay, so here's another question. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens when you find your-- Hey! [Sighs] The sooner we get to DuLoc the better. You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful! And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like? Let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. [Laughs] I don't know. There are those who think little of him. [Both Laughing] Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow. Tomorrow? It'll take that Ion? - Shouldn't we stop to make camp? - No, that'll take longer. - We can keep going. - But there's robbers in the woods. Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping is starting to sound good. Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. I need to find somewhere to camp now! [Bird Wings Fluttering]
Shrek