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Shrek (2001)
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Duration: 2m24s

Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an ogre. [Sighs] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He's the one who wants to marry you. Then why didn't he come rescue me? Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some ogre and his-- his pet. So much for noble steed. You're not making my job any easier. I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy. You wouldn't dare. - Put me down! - Ya coming, Donkey? I'm right behind ya. Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down! [Screams] Okay, so here's another question. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens when you find your-- Hey! [Sighs] The sooner we get to DuLoc the better. You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful! And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like? Let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. [Laughs] I don't know. There are those who think little of him. [Both Laughing] Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow. Tomorrow? It'll take that Ion? - Shouldn't we stop to make camp? - No, that'll take longer. - We can keep going. - But there's robbers in the woods. Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping is starting to sound good. Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. I need to find somewhere to camp now! [Bird Wings Fluttering]