Duration: 2m4s

- [Belches] - Shrek! What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. [Laughs] - Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess. - [Belches] - Thanks. - She's as nasty as you are. [Laughs] You know, you're not exactly what I expected. Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. [Vocalising] [Man] La Liberte! Hey! Princess! - [Laughs] - What are you doing? Be still, Mon Cherie, for I am your saviour! And I am rescuing you from this green-- [Kissing Sounds] - beast. - Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own! Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men! [Laughs] [Accordion] Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo I steal from the rich and give to the needy - He takes a wee percentage - But I'm not greedy I rescue pretty damsels Man, I'm good - What a guy, Monsieur Hood - Break it down. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid - What he's basically saying is he likes to get-- - Paid - So - When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush - That's bad - That's bad When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad He's mad He's really, really mad I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start [Grunts, Groans] - [Karate Yell] - [Merry Men Gasping] [Panting] Man, that was annoying! Oh, you little-- [Karate Yell]