'It's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK... 'and the question is who is number one... on the Radio One chart show tonight? 'Ls it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack? 'You might have guessed it... although you may not believe it. 'It's Billy Mack. ' You are the champion. - Shh. 'Hi, Billy. ' - Hello. 'We're live across the nation and you're number one. 'How will you be celebrating? ' I don't know. Er, either I could behave like... a real rock'n'roll loser... and get drunk with my fat manager... or, when I hang up, I'll be flooded by invitations... to a large number of glamorous parties. 'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is. Number one, from Billy Mack, 'it's Christmas Is All Around. ' Oh, Jesus, not that crap again. I feel it in my fingers... Bill, it's for you, babe.
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What's that? - A cinnamon stick, sir. Actually, I really can't wait. - You won't regret it, sir. Want to bet? 'Tis but the work of a moment. There we go. Almost finished. Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons? No, sir, we're going to pop it... in the Christmas box. I don't want a Christmas box. But you wanted it giftwrapped. I did but... The final flourish. - Can I pay? All we need now... - Oh, God. ...is a sprig of holly. - No, no, no, no. No bloody holly. - But sir... Leave it. - Ooh. Loitering around the jewellery section? No. I was just looking around. Don't worry. My expectations... are not that high... after 13 years of Mr Oh-But-You-Alw ays-Love-Scarves. Actually, I do love this one.
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Has she noticed you yet? - No. But the thing about romance is people... only get together right at the very end. Of course. By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you... how your love life is going. Er-huh. No. As you know, that was a done deal long ago. Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of here straightaway, you wee motherless mongrel. Oh. No, no. We'll want to have sex... in every room, including yours.
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Hello. Elton. O- Of course. Of course. Send an embarrassingly big car... and I'll be there.
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Well something's lost But something's gained In living every day...
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Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.
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Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah. Is it all party, party, party down there? All of your Christmases And may all And may all of your Christmases Baby may your days May your days be merry Merry, so merry... Sam, time for dinner. - I'm not hungry. Sam, I've done chicken kebabs. Look at the sign on the door. Right.
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Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
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I'm, I'm dreaming Dreaming of a white... Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie. Hi, Uncle Jamie. Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all. And, er... I'm off, actually. But Jamie, darling. Sorry. Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. I hate Uncle Jamie. I hate Uncle Jamie. I hate Uncle Jamie. And try to listen To hear Hear for the sleigh bells That are ringing in the snow... Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.
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All I want for Christmas... is you. Right. Thank you. Good. Good night.
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What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be at Elton John's. Well, I was there for a minute or two... and then I had an epiphany. Really? - Yeah. Come on. Just come up. So what was this epiphany? Erm, it... it was about Christmas. You realised it was all around. No. I realised that Christmas is the time... to be with the people you love. Right. And I realised that, as dire chance... and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid-fifties, and without knowing it, I've spent most of my adult life... with a chubby employee. And, much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you. Well, this is a surprise. Yeah. Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay? No, look. I'm serious here. I left Elton's and a hefty number... of half-naked chicks with their mouths open... in order to hang out with you at Christmas. Well, Bill... It's a terrible, terrible mistake, chubs... but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining... we have had a wonderful life. Well... thank you.