Duration: 1m57s

What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be at Elton John's. Well, I was there for a minute or two... and then I had an epiphany. Really? - Yeah. Come on. Just come up. So what was this epiphany? Erm, it... it was about Christmas. You realised it was all around. No. I realised that Christmas is the time... to be with the people you love. Right. And I realised that, as dire chance... and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid-fifties, and without knowing it, I've spent most of my adult life... with a chubby employee. And, much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you. Well, this is a surprise. Yeah. Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay? No, look. I'm serious here. I left Elton's and a hefty number... of half-naked chicks with their mouths open... in order to hang out with you at Christmas. Well, Bill... It's a terrible, terrible mistake, chubs... but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining... we have had a wonderful life. Well... thank you.