Duration: 56.5s

'It's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK... 'and the question is who is number one... on the Radio One chart show tonight? 'Ls it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack? 'You might have guessed it... although you may not believe it. 'It's Billy Mack. ' You are the champion. - Shh. 'Hi, Billy. ' - Hello. 'We're live across the nation and you're number one. 'How will you be celebrating? ' I don't know. Er, either I could behave like... a real rock'n'roll loser... and get drunk with my fat manager... or, when I hang up, I'll be flooded by invitations... to a large number of glamorous parties. 'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is. Number one, from Billy Mack, 'it's Christmas Is All Around. ' Oh, Jesus, not that crap again. I feel it in my fingers... Bill, it's for you, babe.