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33.5s
Okay. So, uh, have you ever had your balls waxed before, Ty? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm an exotic dancer. So I have to keep my dick, balls and taint smooth at all times. - Great. Okay, got it. - Yeah. Um, so I am just gonna remove the towel and then we'll apply the wax if you... Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Look at the size of that thing. This... It looks like a parking cone. I am so sorry. I forgot to te... You know, it scares most people. No, I'm not scared, though. I just... I'm gonna need a lot more... - Just a lot more wax. - Okay. - So just give me one second. - Sure.
A Bad Moms Christmas
28.4s
Oh, wow. - You need to talk to your mom. - I know. She needs some boundaries. - Or at least, a boundary. - I know. I just, uh... I don't wanna hurt her feelings. And, you know, ever since my dad died I'm, like, pretty much her only family. So I'm worried that if I push her away even a little that it's gonna break her heart. She saw my boner, Kiki.
A Bad Moms Christmas
2m10s
Come on. Who's ready to have some Christmas fun? ♪ I ain't scared I ain't scared ♪ ♪ I can't stop so let's go oh oh ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ And I know when we're moving like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Watch me now ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪ ♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪ ♪ Like I do it I'm gon' do it like a star ♪ ♪ Yeah I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ Know exactly what you thinking when I do it like that ♪ ♪ Pull it right back turn the beat so fast ♪ ♪ Keep the bass real low I keep it just like that yeah ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Watch me now ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪ ♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪ ♪ Like I do it I'm gon' do it ♪ ♪ Like that ♪ ♪ Hey hey yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah I do it do it you never do it ♪ ♪ I pick it up and throw it right back when I get into it ♪ ♪ 'Cause there's no holding back when I break through it ♪ ♪ Better hurry up and get it when I do you won't forget it ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ And I know when we do it like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪♪ Hi, Ruth. We bought you a churro. - You want that? - No, thank you. This place is fun. I never went to a place like this when I was a kid. My God, no. When I was a kid, we would go down to the quarry and blow shit up. That's nice. Where are you ladies from? I am from Ottawa, which is in Canada. And then my husband Dirk wanted a faster life so we moved to Bismarck, North Dakota. And then I had Kiki when I was only 18 years old. And then Dirk died. A long, slow, painful death. But we're all gonna die sometime, alone and afraid. - Where are you from, Ruth? - Chicago. The City of Lights! The Windy City. You know what they call Bismarck? "The City of Old White People." You are so weird. Ruth, did you enjoy growing up in Chicago? No. My mother was a terrible woman. - Oh. - She once slapped me. For wearing open-toed shoes on a sailboat. Well, it was a different time then. This was two months ago.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m15s
Do you think that was funny, Hank? What if I changed out your heart pills? - Would that be funny, too? - Oh, Jesus, babe. I can't believe A-Amy is actually intent on ruining Christmas this year. I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts. Or you could stop fighting with her and we could just have a nice Christmas. Do you think I enjoy fighting with my daughter, Hank? - Yeah! Oh. - Because I don't. I'm just trying to give my grandchildren the amazing Christmas that they deserve. This is their first Christmas without their father. And if it is perfect they will know that things are gonna be okay. But if our daughter throws a half-assed Christmas it will rattle the kids, and they could descend into a spiral of fear, depression and drugs. Okay. But the kids looked really happy tonight. They would have been happier at the "Russian Nutcracker," Hank. My way of doing Christmas is enchanting and magical. And Amy's way of doing Christmas is lazy and embarrassing. And my way is better, and my way will win. Because my way will always win. Well, I'm just glad this is all about the kids. Hank, I am Amy's mother and it is my job to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be. Trust me, someday she will thank me in an inspirational speech at some large public venue.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m6s
My daughter thinks that I'm so hard on her. But she has no idea what I went through with my own mother. When I was 15, I got my ears pierced and she called me a whore. And sent me away to boarding school. - In Croatia. - Croatia? - Now, that is a hard woman. - Uh. - Where are you from, Isis? - I don't know, everywhere. I never met my parents. I basically just raised myself using my wits and my tits. Oh, wow. That sounds disgusting. No, dude, I was a roadie for REO Speedwagon for 15 years. Oh, um, Isis, you're not allowed to smoke cigarettes in here. It's okay. It's not a cigarette. - You want some? - No! Ahem! - You want some? - Uh, no, thank you. - Suit yourself. - So... Which church does everyone go to on Christmas Eve? Well, I always go to midnight mass at Our Mother of Perpetual Suffering. It's the premiere service in the city. - Great, I'll meet you there. - What? This is so nice. Making new friends. - Yeah. - You guys wanna play dodgeball? No, honey. Grandmas don't play dodgeball. - We should... - What the fuck did she say? She said, "Grandmas don't play dodgeball." I got it, but we play. We play. I'm in.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m0s
Merry Christmas, guys! Welcome to Sky Zone! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! - Alright, uh, three kid passes? - Yes. No, no. Uh, sorry. We're-we're actually all gonna go. - We're all gonna do it. - No, we're not all doing it. It smells like diapers in here. - Amy! You guys made it! - Hey! - I'm so glad you guys came! - Oh, my God. Me, too. I think my mother's gonna kill me in the middle of the night. - But it's totally worth it. - Hi, I'm Carla's mom. - Hi. Isis! - Yeah. - Oh, yeah! Yeah! - Nice to meet you. Hi. You must be Amy's mom. I'm Carla. Jaxon, honey, mama needs more hooch. - Ooh, good idea. - Yeah. - Top me off, babe. - That's my son, Jaxon. - This is my mom, Isis. - Hello. Ruth. - Like Ruth Bader Ginsberg. - Huh. Isis. Like the terrorist organization. - This is my mom, Sandy. - Oh, hi, Amy. I've heard so much about you. Oh, boy! You really have the same haircuts. Hello, I'm Ruth. I'm Amy's mom. I'm Jessie. I was literally just in the car with you.
A Bad Moms Christmas
32.7s
So, who usually waxes your balls? Oh, I go to a woman in, uh, Cleveland. - Which is where I'm from. - No way. - What? - I'm from Edgewater. - You're from Edgewater? - Yeah. - I'm from Tremont! - Oh, my God. Small world. - Unbelievable. - That is so weird! Like... Right? Wow. Okay, um... If you could just, uh, lift that penis up for me. Okay. Yeah, that's great. So, uh, what brings you to Chicago, Ty? Well, I'm in town to do a few Sexy Santa competitions. - Nice! - Yeah. Okay, slight sting on your nutsack.
A Bad Moms Christmas
38.2s