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My daughter thinks that I'm so hard on her. But she has no idea what I went through with my own mother. When I was 15, I got my ears pierced and she called me a whore. And sent me away to boarding school. - In Croatia. - Croatia? - Now, that is a hard woman. - Uh. - Where are you from, Isis? - I don't know, everywhere. I never met my parents. I basically just raised myself using my wits and my tits. Oh, wow. That sounds disgusting. No, dude, I was a roadie for REO Speedwagon for 15 years. Oh, um, Isis, you're not allowed to smoke cigarettes in here. It's okay. It's not a cigarette. - You want some? - No! Ahem! - You want some? - Uh, no, thank you. - Suit yourself. - So... Which church does everyone go to on Christmas Eve? Well, I always go to midnight mass at Our Mother of Perpetual Suffering. It's the premiere service in the city. - Great, I'll meet you there. - What? This is so nice. Making new friends. - Yeah. - You guys wanna play dodgeball? No, honey. Grandmas don't play dodgeball. - We should... - What the fuck did she say? She said, "Grandmas don't play dodgeball." I got it, but we play. We play. I'm in.