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Do you think that was funny, Hank? What if I changed out your heart pills? - Would that be funny, too? - Oh, Jesus, babe. I can't believe A-Amy is actually intent on ruining Christmas this year. I'm gonna have to redouble my efforts. Or you could stop fighting with her and we could just have a nice Christmas. Do you think I enjoy fighting with my daughter, Hank? - Yeah! Oh. - Because I don't. I'm just trying to give my grandchildren the amazing Christmas that they deserve. This is their first Christmas without their father. And if it is perfect they will know that things are gonna be okay. But if our daughter throws a half-assed Christmas it will rattle the kids, and they could descend into a spiral of fear, depression and drugs. Okay. But the kids looked really happy tonight. They would have been happier at the "Russian Nutcracker," Hank. My way of doing Christmas is enchanting and magical. And Amy's way of doing Christmas is lazy and embarrassing. And my way is better, and my way will win. Because my way will always win. Well, I'm just glad this is all about the kids. Hank, I am Amy's mother and it is my job to push her to be the best mother she possibly can be. Trust me, someday she will thank me in an inspirational speech at some large public venue.