Violent Night

Violent Night is a 2022 American Christmas action comedy film directed by Tommy Wirkola and written by Pat Casey and Josh Miller. It follows Santa Claus (portrayed by David Harbour) as he fights mercenaries who have taken a wealthy family hostage in their home. The film also stars John Leguizamo, Alex Hassell, and Beverly D'Angelo. Violent Night had its world premiere at the New York Comic Con on October 7, 2022. Universal Pictures released the film in theaters in the United States on December 2, 2022. The film received generally positive reviews from critics and grossed $76.6 million worldwide. A sequel is in development.

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Maybe you don't realize who I am. Those were Grandma words. You know, forget them. Oh, boy. Look at Mr. Cool back here. Yeah, what's your angle, man? Hmm? No angle. I'm not doing anything. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No! Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake. Grandma's cool. I can make that story go away... I think your brother's up to something. No, I just decided to let you guys have all the fun sucking up to Mom today. Please. You are King Suck-up. You named your kid Gertrude.

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Alva, you named your son Bertrude. Okay. Sorry, Bert, but that's not a real name. Sorry, Linda. We can't all be lucky enough to have daughters. Mom, I can hear you.

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You know something we don't. What is it? No, I don't. I don't. I got it. Bingo. I'm onto you, man. Come on! - We were just... - Come on, come on, come on, come on. - You big sack of shit. - Ooh. No wonder your husband left you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Merry Christmas to you, too, Senator.

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- Merry Christmas, Mommy. - Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas. Why in the hell are you standing all the way back there?

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Merry Christmas, Grandma! - Aw. - Little bitch. Little Gertrude. And how is my favorite granddaughter? Everybody calls me Trudy now. Trudy?

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-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.

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I made these all by myself. - No way. - Mm-hmm. I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. - Exactly. - Yeah.

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Santa gets a candy cane, too? Yeah. Mm, okay.

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It's perfect. No peeking. This house has so many chimneys.

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How will Santa know which one to come down? Oh, Santa just knows. Christmas magic.

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Honey, what's wrong? Daddy never took me to see Santa at the mall this year.

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He didn't.

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I am so sorry.

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This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.

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Yes! Okay...

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Yes.

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Yes!

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Because you have been so good to me and Mommy this year, we decided that you could have one gift... early! Really?

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