Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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You play the guitar?

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A little bit. I learned when I was a kid.

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(SINGING) Mean 0/' moon It must be fun To shine upon me as I come undone Till I'm all alone beneath the sun You mean 0l' moon With your beam you led the way And found me love I thought was here to stay Then you went and took my love away You mean 0l' moon Oh, you mean 0l' stars above The games that you play with me I could find some happiness If all of my nights were cloudy Mean 0l' moon I hope it's true You're takin' all the light that's left in you And saving it up for you know who You mean 0l' moon You mean 0l' moon Yes!

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You got it.

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You got it!

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Come on, put your legs into it.

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There you go! Nice job! Jesus. So, listen, I got to ask. Was it just kissing last night? Or was there finger stuff?

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Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it. Oh, we're gonna smoke it, all right, but just stuff it under the seat for now. We don't wanna go to jail. Yeah, that's a good idea.

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(LIGHTER FLICKERING)

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(INHALES)

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(CAMERA CLICKS) Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing? Hashtag "My amazing summer."

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God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.

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(BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING)

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MEN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Watch it. Jesus! Watch where you're going! It's a crosswalk, jackass! We have the right of way! Yeah. BOTH: Whoa! Hey, what the hell you doing walking around dressed like Star Wars? It's Comic Con, you idiot! We're going to the Javits Center. You're the idiots, because you three guys would never be walking together! Yeah, you're his boss and you two guys are enemies! Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk! VVhoa.VVhoa.VVhoa. Hey! Come on. That's Star Trek! Yeah, that's two different franchises. Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know. Nah, it's okay. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

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All right, let's go.

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Oh, hey, come on. It's not worth it, man. Come on.

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(SIGHS)

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This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh? Mmm.

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And there is our first impression.

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Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now. Oh, okay. Thank you.

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