Ted 2

Ted 2 (stylized as ted2) is a 2015 American fantasy comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. It is the sequel to Ted. The film follows the talking teddy bear Ted (voiced by MacFarlane) as he fights for his civil rights in order to be recognized as a person and not as property. The film also stars Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth, John Slattery, and Morgan Freeman. Principal photography began in Massachusetts in July 2014. Ted 2 was released on June 26, 2015, by Universal Pictures. Despite the film failing to achieve the critical and commercial success of its predecessor, it still became a box office success, grossing $215.9 million on a $68 million budget. In January 2024, a prequel television series began streaming on Peacock.

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Ah, Ms. Jackson. Do come in.

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Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor. Thank you so much for meeting with us. Not at all. It's my pleasure. Please, sit down. Oh, this office is fucking awesome. Yeah, totally. Hey, hey.

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You ever bring chicks up here?

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What do you think?

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I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.

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I'll get right down to it.

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I don't want to waste too much of your time.

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Ted, I've been reviewing your file.

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And while I'm sympathetic to your cause, I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case. What? Why? Why not? Well, it comes down to this.

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You want to be human in the eyes of the law.

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That's a hard sell, even for me.

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See, the important thing about being human is making a contribution to society. Assisting in the betterment of your race.

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You've done none of that. I've read about your life. The drugs, the parties, the prostitutes, the arrests. Mr. Meighan, we've come a long way to meet you because you said that you could help us.

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I said I would consider it.

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And I have.

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Ted, you're special.

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You could've been an inspiration to the world. Could've been a leader, a role model.

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Instead you're Justin Bieber.

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FUCK you! Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry. He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry. There's just no indication that you've had any positive effect on the world around you. Well, that's not true. He's had a positive effect on me. Would that positive effect be yourjoint arrest for purchasing marijuana in 2003? Well, how the fuck do you prepare for a Foo Fighters concert?

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You know why you lost this case?

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