Neighbors
Neighbors (released in some countries as Bad Neighbours) is a 2014 American bromantic comedy film directed by Nicholas Stoller and written by Andrew J. Cohen and Brendan O'Brien. The film stars Seth Rogen and Zac Efron with Rose Byrne, Dave Franco, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse in supporting roles. The plot follows a couple who come into conflict with a fraternity that has recently moved in next door, which leads them into an all-out war. The film premiered at South by Southwest on March 8, 2014, and was released on May 9 in the United States. The film received generally positive reviews, with praise aimed at Efron's breakout performance, and was a commercial success, grossing over $270 million worldwide, and became Rogen's highest-grossing live-action film. A sequel, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, was released on May 20, 2016, with Stoller returning to direct, and much of the cast reprising their roles.
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Okay, it's happening. It's spontaneous. This... Who saw this coming? I did not see this coming. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, let's do it. Okay. It's happening. It's totally happening. Whoo! What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is so spontaneous. We're having sex one minute... Who knows what's gonna happen next? Who knows what we'll be doing in 10 minutes? Okay. This is crazy! We're doing this on the dining room... I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life. This is amazing. I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch. Don't call me "bitch!" Okay. I'm sorry. I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.
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She's totally fucking looking at us. Hey, baby. She knows what's happening. She totally knows what's happening. She can't see anything. She just sees shapes. She sees shapes fucking each other, is what she sees. She can... She's fine. She just sees shapes. It's like bouncing balls. My bouncing balls. She's fine. She's fine. You know what? Let me turn her around. Let me turn her around. Okay. Okay. Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl. Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now. Let's go. Okay. There you go. Love you, sweetie. Okay.
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Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around. Just look that way. Just turn around. Why is she... Okay. I think it's over. We still did that. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We still did that. Hello. What are you doing in your Jumperoo? This never happened. We're gonna finish that. We will finish that. FYI, we're gonna do it in every room. And this time, I'm going to ejaculate. Just because we have a house and a baby doesn't mean that we're old people. No. Fuck old people. Old people don't fuck like we just did. Baby, I nearly came. This is like The Brady Bunch. I know! What's nice about the house is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it. So, at least it looks like it. It's legitimate, right? Neighbors. Hey. Hi.
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Of course. The joint file. You guys are doing a joint file? We have a joint file together. Yeah. We're pretty deep into it. It's tight. It's pretty thick. It's a big file. Pretty fat file. It's dank. We should blaze through it, probably. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation. Okay- Because we are in the weeds.
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How's Stella? She's a cute baby. It's nice. I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked. Everything changes completely. Yeah. You're like, "My life is over! Everything's different! "Everything I could do, I can't do anymore." But now, I realize that that's all gonna go back to normal. You sure about that? She can start drinking soon. They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol. She puts them on her tits? Yeah, she puts them on her tits. Her tits are huge right now. Are they really? But I can't touch them. She won't even let me see them, is what's fucked up. What? When we have sex, she leaves a wife-beater on. It's like having sex with Tony Soprano. You're the goomah in this situation. Yeah, it's fucked up. You are the only one of our friends that has a house and a kid. Yeah. It's like you're, like, 10 years older than everyone, you know? You're divorced. The point is...
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It's Jimmy time. You know what I mean? And the girls, when you're dating... Yeah? Holy shit! See, we missed out on the whole, kind of, sex-tech bubble, you know what I mean? Now they got Sex Book and Fuck Friends and... There's this thing called Grindr, which is just... Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you. It's kind of amazing. It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
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Hello? Hey! Oh, my God. You guys have to come out with me. I haven't seen you in forever. Yeah. What's going on? Okay. My friend is spinning at the Royalton tonight. There's a rumor that Prince might perform. I really need to get out of the house. I have not been out since Jimmy and I got divorced and I really need you there. Please? How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch? I don't know about that. Let's just... It's too late. We'll... Okay. Why don't you drop it at the fire station? We can't leave her at the... What are you talking about? That's not how it works. The baby drop. Okay. No. I'm kidding. What are you, like, having a baby, you, like, lost your sense of humor? What are you doing? I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on. You're not even looking at us, are you? No. Who looks at the other people when they Face Time? Why are you guys not coming out? Is fucking Jimmy there? Jimmy? No, Jimmy's not here. We don't have a babysitter, so... Yeah. Hello. Fucking bring her.
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