Neighbors (2014)
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How's Stella? She's a cute baby. It's nice. I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked. Everything changes completely. Yeah. You're like, "My life is over! Everything's different! "Everything I could do, I can't do anymore." But now, I realize that that's all gonna go back to normal. You sure about that? She can start drinking soon. They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol. She puts them on her tits? Yeah, she puts them on her tits. Her tits are huge right now. Are they really? But I can't touch them. She won't even let me see them, is what's fucked up. What? When we have sex, she leaves a wife-beater on. It's like having sex with Tony Soprano. You're the goomah in this situation. Yeah, it's fucked up. You are the only one of our friends that has a house and a kid. Yeah. It's like you're, like, 10 years older than everyone, you know? You're divorced. The point is...