Major Payne

Major Payne is a 1995 American military comedy film directed by Nick Castle and starring Damon Wayans, who wrote with Dean Lorey and Gary Rosen. The film co-stars Karyn Parsons, Steven Martini, and Michael Ironside. It is a loose remake of the 1955 film The Private War of Major Benson, starring Charlton Heston. Major Payne was released in the United States on March 24 and grossed $30 million. Wayans plays a hardened military officer who, after being discharged, attempts to lead a dysfunctional group of youth cadets to victory in a competition.

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Whee-e-e-e, doggie !

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What the hell are you doin' in my office ? It was a trap. You set us up. I mighta made a little anonymous call. You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ? We got the crap kicked out of us because of you ! Tonight wasn't about fair or unfair. It was about achievin' your objective.

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Did you ? Did you even see that trophy ? Oh, I saw it. And when you saw it, did you want it ? Yeah, to get rid of you. That's not what I asked ! Did you want it ? I wanted it. - To own it ? - Yeah. - Deserve it ? - Yeah. - To win it ? - Oh, yeah. Then let's win it, you bruised-up turd ! If you really want it, I'll show you how to earn it.

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Welcome, parents, to Madison School. For your convenience, we will be announcing activities throughout the day, if they happen.

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Hey, Heathcoat, your parents comin' today ? Nah, of course not. - How 'bout you, Williams ? - What, are you kidding ? My parents said they'd come, but they said they got allergies.

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What the hell happened to you ?

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Me ? Nothing. I'm great.

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Look at you, though. Regular little soldier man. You a hard-ass now ? What are you doin' here ? It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian.

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You're drunk. Don't you walk away from me. Oh.

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Gimme a little salute. I'm not gonna salute you. You salute your superiors. - Or don't they teach that around here ? - What superior ? They kicked you out. Remember ? Don't you sass me like your mother.

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You're mine now. I own you. And you will respect me. Now you salute me. No ! You hit that boy again, I'm gonna do more than salute you. - This is between me and my son. - Stepson. Whoever he is, he's on my time now.

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Now I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your vehicle.

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You go on now.

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Go on back to your bunk, son.

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Major Payne, sir. Yeah.

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I wanna get that trophy, sir. Come again ? I wanna get that trophy, sir. - What, you want to steal it ? - No, sir. - You want to win it ? - I want to earn it, sir.

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The rest of you men feel the same way ?

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Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours. We got work to do. Squad, atten-hut !

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What you want Baby, I got What you need You know I got it All I'm askin' - Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit - Hey, baby - Just a little bit - When ya get home - Just a little bit - Mister - Just a little bit I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my propers when you get home - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home - Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

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Ooh, your kisses Sweeter than honey - And guess what, so is my money - Forty inches breast-to-back. All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home - Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Yeah, baby Whip it to me - Just a little bit - When you get home, now Just a little bit R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take out T-C-P - Sock it to me, sock it to me - A little respect - Whoa, yeah, a little respect - Just a little bit - You're runnin' out of food - Just a little bit - And I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit - Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Respect when you come home - Well, you might want - Just a little bit - To keep on tryin' - Just a little bit - You're runnin' out of food and I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit - Respect when you come home - I get tired, keep on tryin' - Just a little bit - Or you might walk even further out the door - Just a little bit Squad ! Atten-hut !

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