Major Payne

Major Payne is a 1995 American military comedy film directed by Nick Castle and starring Damon Wayans, who wrote with Dean Lorey and Gary Rosen. The film co-stars Karyn Parsons, Steven Martini, and Michael Ironside. It is a loose remake of the 1955 film The Private War of Major Benson, starring Charlton Heston. Major Payne was released in the United States on March 24 and grossed $30 million. Wayans plays a hardened military officer who, after being discharged, attempts to lead a dysfunctional group of youth cadets to victory in a competition.

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Whoa ! Catch it ! Oh, I gotcha now !

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Benson.

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- On your mark. Get set.

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One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.

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Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go ! Come on ! You can do it ! Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it ! See you later, loser.

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- Is that him ? - Yeah, come on !

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- He just tripped him ! - The winner of the relay race is Wellington Academy.

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Second place: Madison Preparatory. Third place: Stapleton. Fourth place: Taggert.

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All right, knock it off!

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Get off of him !

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Hold it right there ! Hey, hey, you ! Knock it off ! Knock it off ! I want that man arrested !

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This is unsatisfactory ! I demand that the Madison squad... be disqualified from the final competition ! Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. That's not enough ! Look at 'em ! These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up.

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Ain't no need for name-calling.

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Major Payne. What are you doing here ? I was told you were on an important assignment. Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ? I suggest we get this party started. Is that okay with you, Colonel ?

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Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads... who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition: Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

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Arms, hut ! Left face ! Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy. - Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill. Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win !

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Hello, Mr. Denial. While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here. I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ? Yeah, no thanks to you. So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you.

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Maybe I didn't come back for you. Why'd you come back then ? Maybe I told myself that I want to see you win first place... and ain't gonna leave until you do ! So that's it ? It's all about the trophy ?

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Maybe... I like ya. Just like ? Maybe... I like you a lot. That's it ? Don't push the "maybe," baby. Now let's win this thing ! We have nobody to lead the drill. - 'Course we do. - Who ? - Tiger. - Are you crazy ? - What ? - That's right. That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head. I can't do it. I'm too little. Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team.

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You need me to tell you the story about the Little Engine That Could again ?

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