Major Payne
Major Payne is a 1995 American military comedy film directed by Nick Castle and starring Damon Wayans, who wrote with Dean Lorey and Gary Rosen. The film co-stars Karyn Parsons, Steven Martini, and Michael Ironside. It is a loose remake of the 1955 film The Private War of Major Benson, starring Charlton Heston. Major Payne was released in the United States on March 24 and grossed $30 million. Wayans plays a hardened military officer who, after being discharged, attempts to lead a dysfunctional group of youth cadets to victory in a competition.
This is unsatisfactory ! I demand that the Madison squad... be disqualified from the final competition ! Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. That's not enough ! Look at 'em ! These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up.
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Maybe... I like ya. Just like ? Maybe... I like you a lot. That's it ? Don't push the "maybe," baby. Now let's win this thing ! We have nobody to lead the drill. - 'Course we do. - Who ? - Tiger. - Are you crazy ? - What ? - That's right. That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head. I can't do it. I'm too little. Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team.
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