Exciting news. - What? I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks. No. - Yes. To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. No. Yes. Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin. No, Col. There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're going out with rich, attractive guys. Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well... that any bar anywhere in America... contains ten girls more beautiful... and more likely to have sex with me... than the whole of the United Kingdom. That is total bollocks. You're mad. No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William... without the weird family. No, Colin, no. - Yes. Nyet. - Da. Nein. - Ja, darling. Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year... and your unhappy job to organise. Tell me. - It's basic, really. Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole... and advise the girls to avoid Kevin... if they want their breasts unfondled. Wives and family and stuff? - Yeah. I mean, not children. But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera. Oh, Christ, you haven't got some horrible... six-foot, tight-T - shirt-wearing... boyfriend? No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. Really? Right.
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I am so happy to see you.
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I've worked out why I can't find true love. Why is that? English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls... who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America. I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think? I think it's crap, Colin. That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me... with my cute British accent. You don't have a cute British accent. Yes, I do. I'm going to America. Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it. Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all. Bit of quiet... while we finish the lighting, guys. The traffic today was just... - Unbelievable. Judy, could you take the top off this time? Lighting need to know when we're gonna... see the, erm, nipples and when we're not. Yes, OK. Right. At least it's nice and warm in here. Not always the case, is it? I was standing in for Brad Pitt once... on Seven Years In Tibet... Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing... Guys, time's tight... and we have to get the actors in. Fine. - I promise I won't look.
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Boa noite, Jamie.
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Bye bye baby, baby goodbye Goodbye baby, baby bye bye Bye bye baby Don't make me cry Goodbye baby, baby bye bye You're the one girl in town I'd marry Girl I'd marry you now if I were free I wish it could be I could love you but why begin it? Cos there ain't any future in it She's got me but I'm not free so...
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When she first mentioned what's about to happen, I said, 'Over my dead body. ' And she said, 'No, Daniel, over mine. ' And as usual, my darling girl... and Sam's darling mum was right.
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OK. - Yes. I must have left them... where I was having a cup of coffee.
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Look, it's Pikey.
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Food? - No, thanks. Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it? Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh. Oh. Tastes like it, too.
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Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests, for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral, I was confident she expected me to ignore. But others she was pretty damn clear about.
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Love, love, love... - Did you do this? Er, no. Love, love, love, love There's nothing you can do that can't be done Oh, it... There's nothing you can sing... that can't be sung There's nothing you can say... but you can learn how to play the game It's easy All you need is love All you need is love All you need is love, love Love is all you need...
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I'm Colin, by the way. I'm Nancy. - Wicked. What do you do, Nancy? - I'm a cook. Ever do weddings? - Yes, I do. They should've asked you to do this one. They did. God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down. I didn't. Right.
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Taste explosion?
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So she's going to say her final farewell... to you not through me but, inevitably, ever so coolly, through the immortal genius... of the Bay City Rollers.
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Can you just put your hands on her breasts? OK, yeah. Is that all right? - Yes. I'll warm them up.
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Hello. What the hell are you doing here? Oh, I just popped over to borrow some old CDs. The lady of the house let you in, did she? Yeah. Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah. I thought I'd pop back and see... if she's better. This is good. Oh. Listen, erm, I've been thinking. I think we ought to take Mum out for... her birthday on Friday. What do you think? I just feel we've been bad sons this year. Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine. Hurry up, big boy. I'm naked and I want you at least twice... before Jamie gets home.
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Well, now, that was an interesting day.
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Thank you so much, Mark, this is exactly what I was hoping for.