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I've worked out why I can't find true love. Why is that? English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls... who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America. I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think? I think it's crap, Colin. That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me... with my cute British accent. You don't have a cute British accent. Yes, I do. I'm going to America. Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it. Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all. Bit of quiet... while we finish the lighting, guys. The traffic today was just... - Unbelievable. Judy, could you take the top off this time? Lighting need to know when we're gonna... see the, erm, nipples and when we're not. Yes, OK. Right. At least it's nice and warm in here. Not always the case, is it? I was standing in for Brad Pitt once... on Seven Years In Tibet... Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing... Guys, time's tight... and we have to get the actors in. Fine. - I promise I won't look.