More on this when we come back. We'll hear from a zoo official forced to take... And we're back with The Ugly Truth, where we're gonna be talking about... ... what it is men and women really want in relationships. I've been looking through some books. Smart Women, Foolish Choices.
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Dorky? Hell, no. Are you kidding? You're ahead of the game. Women are coming to you. You know how cool that is? Relish this moment, okay? Now get the hell out of here. I'll see you at 5. - Okay. - We'll celebrate. - Don't forget the pizza, King Kong. - Hey, have I ever?
The Ugly Truth
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Abby, I...
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- No, I didn't. - Let me show you. - Beautiful. - Everybody take five. I'll be right back. Were you all not there last year for our sexual-harassment meeting? - Were you not there, Larry? - He needs to go. He wasn't sexually harassing me.
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- Where's Rick? - I sent him home. I thought you and I could celebrate on our own. Give me some of that.
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- Our table's waiting. Shall we? - Come this way. - Mike, you're doing a hell of a job. - Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
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You're wound like a fucking top. Woof, woof. Remember the bark? Last night, a little phone conversation we had. Yeah. Hey, what do you know? You're not ugly at all. Oh, well, imagine my relief. I want to thank you for getting me this gig. I would never have gotten it without you. You and I, we make good TV. You make imbecilic trash... ...watched by housebound inbreds who are so busy... ...with their hands down their pants, they can't change the remote. I hadn't been picturing you that way, but it's a nice image. I do not watch your program. My cat stepped on the remote. Oh, you want to thank your pussy for me, then?
The Ugly Truth
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...and you're taking that out on the female population.
The Ugly Truth
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- Shit. - Sorry, she's...
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Okay, I'll just leave now.
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Why?
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...I had a sales job... ...where I was driving around a lot, listening to talk radio. I started calling in, and then I realized I'm smarter than everybody else. Just ask my producer, Abby.
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Well, I was very pleased with the choice of restaurant.
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If you do exactly as I say, and you get this guy... ...then you'll quit giving me shit and work with me. You know as well as I do that we could make this show huge. And if it doesn't work? What do I get?
The Ugly Truth
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- Oh, God. - Camera 1, ready for a three-shot. - I'm not frowny. - Yes, you are. Move in here and give this beautiful woman a kiss. - God. This is ridiculous. - McFlaccid? - That mean what I think it means? - Yes. Kiss her. - No. They're not gonna... - Give it to her, right in front of me. - And in front of them. - Let me... Goddamn it, Georgia, let me be a man. - No! - Zoom in on that, 2. Zoom in. America doesn't want to see this. And that, my friends, is the ugly truth. Get ready to roll to break. Ready to roll... Oh, you are a man. He is a man. Break. Cut to commercial! - Cut to commercial! - That was great! Wasn't that great? I told you that guy was great. Good job, everybody.
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Oh, my God. You're Mike Chadway. I love you. - Hey, buddy, what the hell? - Dude, what the fuck? - Dude, what the fuck? - What? No, no, no. I'm not talking to you. - I'm not talking to you. - Okay, did I do something wrong?
