You're wound like a fucking top. Woof, woof. Remember the bark? Last night, a little phone conversation we had. Yeah. Hey, what do you know? You're not ugly at all. Oh, well, imagine my relief. I want to thank you for getting me this gig. I would never have gotten it without you. You and I, we make good TV. You make imbecilic trash... ...watched by housebound inbreds who are so busy... ...with their hands down their pants, they can't change the remote. I hadn't been picturing you that way, but it's a nice image. I do not watch your program. My cat stepped on the remote. Oh, you want to thank your pussy for me, then?

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The Ugly Truth (2009)

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You're wound like a fucking top. Woof, woof. Remember the bark? Last night, a little phone conversation we had. Yeah. Hey, what do you know? You're not ugly at all. Oh, well, imagine my relief. I want to thank you for getting me this gig. I would never have gotten it without you. You and I, we make good TV. You make imbecilic trash... ...watched by housebound inbreds who are so busy... ...with their hands down their pants, they can't change the remote. I hadn't been picturing you that way, but it's a nice image. I do not watch your program. My cat stepped on the remote. Oh, you want to thank your pussy for me, then?