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1m25s
You're a no good heartbreaker You're a liar and you're a cheat And I don't know why I let you do these things to me My friends keep tellin' me That you ain't no good Oh-h-h-h but they don't know That I'd leave you if I could I guess I'm uptight And I'm stuck like glue 'Cause I ain't never I ain't never I ain't never no, no Loved a man the way-- I can't believe he actually left. Alex, where are you going ? To the games. You guys better start getting ready. We gotta be there in an hour. We don't have to go to the games. Payne's gone. We don't have a chance without Payne. Listen, Payne or no Payne, I'm gonna go out there and win that stupid trophy. We busted our asses off out there gettin' ready for this. Now I didn't go through all that to come out empty-handed.
Major Payne
34s
I asked to leave. Them boys are makin' me soft. Them boys need you ! All that hard work they did, they did for you. - They did it for themselves. - Benson. Look, woman. I toured 11 separate engagements. I didn't do that to come back and be conquered by no woman and a bunch of kids. What'd you really think I was gonna do, marry you ? Put up a white picket fence ? Adopt Tiger and become the lovin' male role model ? That's not me. It's not Payne !
Major Payne
39.7s
- Ready ! - Damn ! He nearly put you in a coma. - Ready on the firing range ! - It can't be legal the way he's been treating us. - Turds, commence firing ! - Let's just tell Phillips. - Nah, that senile old fool ain't gonna help us. What kind of shootin' is that ? Hey ! Hey, dummy ! What's the matter, you can't see, either ? We gotta get rid of that son of a bitch. You maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass ! We're gonna have to prove... - Payne did something so vile, so perverse, so disgusting... that Phillips will have no choice but to fire him.
Major Payne
27.7s
What's the matter with you, boy ? They won't let me go on no black op. Th-They say I'm too little. No one ever lets you do anything when you're too little. Aw, phooey ! What about all those stories about the little people that do big things ? Like Little Red Riding Hood ? Them three little pigs ? Spike Lee ? Or them Little Rascals ? You ever hear the story about The Little Engine That Could ?
Major Payne
1m3s
Now, be advised, ladies, - we are going to win the Virginia Military Games ! - I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November. Get used to the sound of that word ! - Major Payne ! - What, boy ? What, what, what ? I did somethin' bad. - You nasty little worm ! Go change your Huggies, boy, and be back here pronto ! Stop that cryin' ! You'll get no pity from me ! You think your tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet... - and stickin' it in your little tiny heart ? - What the hell was that, you little freckle-faced cartoon ? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie ? - No, sir. - Then you hold it in, you big-eared turd, - otherwise I'll kick your ass back to Mayberry !
Major Payne
1m26s
My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! As of 0800... I am replacin' Major Frankfurt... as your commanding officer ! See now, what we have here... is a failure to communicate. Do... not... attempt... to challenge... my... authority ! I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots... into a well-disciplined cadet unit. From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or even dig in your butts without my say-so ! Know this: Killin' is my business, ladies, and business is good ! - Yoo-hoo ! - What ? I have to go to the bathroom. - You hold it, turd. - I can't ! I said hold it, or I'll break that off... and kick it around on the ground.
Major Payne