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My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! As of 0800... I am replacin' Major Frankfurt... as your commanding officer ! See now, what we have here... is a failure to communicate. Do... not... attempt... to challenge... my... authority ! I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots... into a well-disciplined cadet unit. From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or even dig in your butts without my say-so ! Know this: Killin' is my business, ladies, and business is good ! - Yoo-hoo ! - What ? I have to go to the bathroom. - You hold it, turd. - I can't ! I said hold it, or I'll break that off... and kick it around on the ground.