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- I'm gonna go wash my hands now. - Oh, Gwen! Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus. I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing my seminal fluids inside of you now! Are you okay? Yeah. Why? Didn't you-- It's kinda hard in 15 seconds. Damn it! You know the kind of pressure I'm under with my exams. - I'm sorry. - Look, I'm sorry. This semester's marks could determine the next ten years of our lives. Do you realize that? You know... you shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm late for my study group.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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Dear Van-- Here you go, Taj. Get your rave on, man. - Thanks. - You got it. "See you tonight. Gwen." The invite to the parents' house. This is big. This is very, very big. - Doesn't she have a boyfriend? - Details. I'm off. Taj, you're in charge. I do not think I'm capable of handling such a responsibility. Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant? So you could teach me how to muff dive?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder. I come to you in desperation. I'm Panos Patakos, president of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity. I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma. Yeah, you guys have had the best GPA the last 50 years. Indeed, but believe it or not... the best GPA doesn't get you laid. - Damn well should. - Amen. This month marks our 75th anniversary. I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party... a party we can be proud of... a party people will actually show up to. Gosh, I'd really love to help, but I have a bamboo oar stuck up my Gangees. It's very scary stuff. I just don't have the time.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder