I think I ma-ay be about to sha-ave a customer. Oop. Oh, thanks goodness.
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If you say so, sir. Oh...
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Hm. Huh?
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Oh. Um...
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1.7s
Hmm.
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Oh, very, very funny. Anyway, they do say that at Madame Kozlova's, all your dreams come true. So, if you had one wish tonight, what would it be? Oh, that's easy. I'd like to get my Aunt Lucy a birthday present. - Aww. - Darling. I've got my eye on an old pop-up book of London. Made by Madame Kozlova, as it happens. The only problem is it's rather expensive. So I need to get my paws on an awful lot of money. Well, I'm not sure that we can offer you that. But we can of course offer you o-o-o-odles of fun. So, if you would like to lend me a paw, we now declare Kozlova's Steam Fair... ...open!
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Wonderful! Thank you. Ooh! Ooh, wonderful. Mrs Brown? Just one moment. A word in your ear. - Hm? - This, er, this pop-up book. - Do you know it? - I know of it. But I was led to believe it was lost. Where on earth did you find it? Oh, at Mr Gruber's antique shop. He's keeping it to one side for me but I really need a job. I don't suppose you have any advice, do you? No. No. No. I imagine you just have to start at the bottom of the ladder - and work your way up. - Do you know what, Mr Buchanan? Hm? You've just given me the most brilliant idea. - Have I? - I'm going to be a window cleaner.
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...bear! Let's have the young bear. Why not? - Come, come, young ursine. - Thank you. Up here, my furry friend. Very good, very good. - Now, your name is? - Paddington Brown. Oh, well, of course it is. You are my new neighbour. You live with... Henry and Mary and the great Mrs... Now then, I suppose you know who I am. Oh, yes. You're a very famous actor. - Oh, pooh. - Or used to be. Now you do dog-food commercials. - Well, a man has to eat. - What, dog food?
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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Ah! Oh!
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1.2s
Hmm.
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Ah!
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Have you ever been fired, Mr Brown? Well, no, but are you quite sure you're ready for the workplace, Paddington? It's a tough, competitive world out there and I worry a good-natured little bear might get trampled underfoot. He's right, you know. You can't trust anyone. That's why I'm doing my newspaper alone. Darling, is this about Tony? - No! - Everything's about Tony. The reason no one's helping with your paper is because it's so lame. Well, at least I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not. Nor am I. G-Man! - J-Dog. - Spud bounce. But Aunt Lucy said, "If we're kind and polite, the world will be right." - At least someone's making sense. - Oh, sorry. And you're kind, Mr Brown, and you made it to the top. I'm nowhere near the top. I peaked in the middle. Now my hair's gone grey, my belly's popped out, and I've started to creak. Oh! Doesn't that man live in the big house on the corner? - It's Phoenix Buchanan. - Dad's celebrity client. He's one of our Platinum Club members. And a very famous actor. Or used to be. - Now he just does dog-food commercials. - Hm. Mrs Bird doesn't like him because he can never remember her name. Now then, simmer down, simmer... All right, little bit more.
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That's enough! I'm sorry, I'm at my worst tonight. I really am. I am... tickled the deepest shade of shrimp to have been asked here tonight to open this wonderful old steam fair. But you know, when Madame Kozlova created this thing all those years ago, she most certainly was not thinking of people like me, whatever I am. VIP, celebrity. I hate all that stuff. No, no... West End legend, that's another one. No, no, she was thinking of you guys, huh? The ordinary people. So, I'm going to ask one of you to come up here and open the fair. Volunteers? Anyone. Ooh! Eeny, meeny, miney...
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Oh, yuck! What is the matter with you? - Paddington! - Mr Giuseppe. I can explain... It's really not as bad as it looks.
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6.9s
Marmalade? - Hairy marmalade. - Well, get it off! Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
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Just giving you some product, sir. Ah, jolly good. Carry on.
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I must say, it's turned out a lot better than I expected.