Duration: 1m7s

Have you ever been fired, Mr Brown? Well, no, but are you quite sure you're ready for the workplace, Paddington? It's a tough, competitive world out there and I worry a good-natured little bear might get trampled underfoot. He's right, you know. You can't trust anyone. That's why I'm doing my newspaper alone. Darling, is this about Tony? - No! - Everything's about Tony. The reason no one's helping with your paper is because it's so lame. Well, at least I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not. Nor am I. G-Man! - J-Dog. - Spud bounce. But Aunt Lucy said, "If we're kind and polite, the world will be right." - At least someone's making sense. - Oh, sorry. And you're kind, Mr Brown, and you made it to the top. I'm nowhere near the top. I peaked in the middle. Now my hair's gone grey, my belly's popped out, and I've started to creak. Oh! Doesn't that man live in the big house on the corner? - It's Phoenix Buchanan. - Dad's celebrity client. He's one of our Platinum Club members. And a very famous actor. Or used to be. - Now he just does dog-food commercials. - Hm. Mrs Bird doesn't like him because he can never remember her name. Now then, simmer down, simmer... All right, little bit more.