- Yes. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - That's nice. - I feel sick. Are you having fun? Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list, huh? - Big night for you. - What's a bucket list? A bucket list is, uh... It's a list of things you want to do in your life before you, well, kick the bucket. I've never kicked a bucket, either! Oh, I gotta make my list.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
I'm freaking out!
Sonic the Hedgehog
28.8s
Listen, uh, Mister... Doctor. Dr. Robotnik. But my dentist calls me Rob. Hmm. Look, uh, Dr. Robotskeez. Um, I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, but it's got nothing to do with me. You can ask anyone in town. - Everyone knows me. - I bet they do. I'm sure you're hella popular with the Jebs and Merles and Billy Bobs, in this glorified gas-station rest stop. Betcha go way back to the days of tippin' cows and playin' in a jug band!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Yes, Doctor.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
No, no, no, no, no.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.4s
Come on, buddy. You're gonna be all right. You'll be all right.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Huh?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
Can we have a moment?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.9s
- So, should we get out of here? - Yeah, time to go.
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22.9s
He's a good man. - Yeah. Come on in! - Great. Take all the readings you need. Except, uh... Doesn't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house? That way they can check them even if you're not home. Also, my buddy Spencer works for the gas company, and he's more of an Ultimate Frisbee guy. So you want to tell me why you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house?
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5.3s
- Um, you gotta go, right? - Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go. We gotta go too. See... All right, bye-bye.
Sonic the Hedgehog
23.5s
And maybe someday you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle. But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do... before I was a toddler. I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula. I was breastfed, actually. Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.
Sonic the Hedgehog
23.5s
- I'm sorry, Mister... - Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. But it's gone on for so long now that it would just be weird if I corrected him. Well, Tom, whose-dentist- calls-him-Tim. You may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage. Yep, no lights. Picked up on that. Twenty minutes ago, I tracked an energy pulse with a similar signature to the one that caused that disruption.
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2.4s
- Mushroom planet. - Yes!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
Can I help you?
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16.4s
Good morning, my rural chum. I'm... from the power company, investigating the blackout. If you don't mind, I'd like to take a few readings inside your house? No kidding? You're from the power company? - Mmm. - Oh, you must know my buddy Spencer. - We play softball together. - Ah! Spence.