And maybe someday you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle. But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do... before I was a toddler. I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula. I was breastfed, actually. Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.

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Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

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And maybe someday you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle. But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do... before I was a toddler. I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula. I was breastfed, actually. Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.