Why are you here ? The R.O.T.C. program. I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games. - I am here to remedy that. We have an R.O.T.C. program ? - The green boys, sir. - Oh, right. Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys, as long as you keep them out of my hair. Is that all ? - Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ? No. I'd like to see my men. Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go ! Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy ! Mo-o-o-o-ve ! Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go ! Come on, people ! Mo-o-o-ve ! Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap ! Giddyap, let's go !
Major Payne
33.6s
- Feel I'm gettin' weaker... while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle. I can't lose my edge. I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline. Because the hard reality was... I gotta get a job. - And what better place... than somewhere that would allow me to employ... my skills as a trained killer. Mister... Payne ?
Major Payne
20.9s
What do you want, Mister Pee-body ? Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident. Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants. Well, maybe that's because he's six. 'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job.
Major Payne
17.4s
I see we have a sickly boy on our hands. We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son ! Drop down, give me 25 pushups now ! - Count 'em out ! - One, sir. - Two, sir.
Major Payne
28.9s
It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man, and already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action. - Hungry for blood. Hell. I'm just plain ol' hungry.
Major Payne
11.4s
Will the teachers please report to the quad... for the science fair judging. Tiger ? Tiger, come back here. - I'm not gonna chase you.
Major Payne
3.7s
Do they have to earn their bathroom privileges too ?
Major Payne
16.3s
Begin. He hit me ! - You like to beat women ? - Officer, l-- Don't never... hit... her... again. - Hear me ? Hear me ? Huh ? - I-l can't-- Wait ! Agh ! Ooh !
Major Payne
2.4s
Kill !
Major Payne
10.1s
- Damn ! Oh ! Who's the dummy now ?
Major Payne
3m0s
Hello, cue balls ! Welcome to the house of Payne. He's gotta be joking. The squad that lives together, wins together. Unity, turds. That is the key word in "unit," without the y. Tiger, Leland, you will reside at the R.O.T.C. buildin'. The rest of you garbage, grab a rack and settle in. grab a rack and settle in. Let's move out. You eyeball me again, I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag. It's so damp. What about my allergies ? You know how far we are from the kitchen ? - Why can't I stay here ? - 'Cause I said so. Major Payne, sir. What ? Sir, I think I speak for everyone when I say that this place is... unacceptable, sir. Really ? Love my barracks night and day Love my barracks night and day Won't complain That's where I'll stay Won't complain That's where I'll stay - Good plan this time, Alex. - Why don't you shut up ? All right, my little patch of Brussels sprouts, uproot yourselves, climb out the pool and get some rest. You're gonna need it. Tomorrow, ladies, we gonna start the hard stuff. - The hard stuff ? Let's move it, you turds ! You'll get no sympathy from me ! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis ! That's where you'll find my sympathy ! This ain't no walk in the park ! Move it ! Hustle, hustle ! Hey, Dumbo ! You should be able to fly through those tubes... - with them big-ass ears, boy ! - Yeah, Dumbo ! Fly, baby, fly ! Hey, Williams ! You tell Marlee Matlin's son... if he don't get across that rope, I'm gonna hang him with it ! He'll hang you with it ! Ha-ha-ha ! Heathcoat ! You get your fat body over that wall ! - Take your fat, pork chop body over that-- - You-- You shut up. Nobody's leavin' here until the average for this squad... is one minute, twenty seconds ! Come on, he can't do it ! Leave him alone. I can barely do it. It's slippery out here. Slippery, he say ! You think Charlie care anything about slippery ? Only thing he knows is slit your throat. What if this was a life or death situation ? But it's not a life or death situation. - It is now. One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade. Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade.
Major Payne
14.1s
Oh, children. Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip. I want names. I wanna know who's responsible.
Major Payne
4.3s
Well, why not Wuligar ? 'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures.
Major Payne
2.3s
- Get in !
Major Payne
1m18s
Ooh, your kisses Sweeter than honey - And guess what, so is my money - Forty inches breast-to-back. All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home - Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Yeah, baby Whip it to me - Just a little bit - When you get home, now Just a little bit R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take out T-C-P - Sock it to me, sock it to me - A little respect - Whoa, yeah, a little respect - Just a little bit - You're runnin' out of food - Just a little bit - And I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit - Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Respect when you come home - Well, you might want - Just a little bit - To keep on tryin' - Just a little bit - You're runnin' out of food and I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit - Respect when you come home - I get tired, keep on tryin' - Just a little bit - Or you might walk even further out the door - Just a little bit Squad ! Atten-hut !
Major Payne
9.4s
What happened to the other dress ? - This one's prettier. - Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on. Williams, go.
Major Payne
4.8s
I look like Curly from "The Three Stooges."
Major Payne
3.6s
- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major.