- John... - This is all we need. Him screwing this up. - Why'd you let all these people in here? - It's a surprise party. I didn't know about it.
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5.5s
Who could be callin' her at this time of night? Trussy! How ya do...
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I was just doin' my job. So the lake and everything, that was just you doin' your job, right? No. "You gotta trust somebody sometime. Why not start with me?"
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- John! - A little help down here, please? No doubt. Are you all right? I'm just takin' a bath with Old Yeller down here. Could you open the cage? I'm a married man. I'm not used to this much attention.
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FBl. - Throw that piece of shit in there. - No, wait.
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That's a baby.
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But if it's someone important, you gotta put yourself into it.
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I'm just sayin', on the street I can't have no distractions. I gotta be ready for anything.
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I'm not crazy, just a little lonely. We could spend some quality time together.
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Nothing's wrong. You know, how would you like to go on a little vacation? - I don't know. We've never been on one. - How fast can you get ready?
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What's wrong?
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Satellite TV and a six-pack do not a full life make. You gotta understand. I'm not like you. On the street, I gotta keep it simple. You know what I mean? I can't have a family and home out there distracting me. That's funny. I couldn't be out there without it.
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- What the hell did you just do? - Kept us in play. If Big Momma's not here, she'll leave, and then we have no case. Don't worry.
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Oh, that. Child, when you get to be my age, they're like yard dogs. If you don't put 'em on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood. - Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick. - What you talkin'? - Big Momma, it's time. - Time for what? Ritha's gonna have her baby. Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by. Be sure to send me an invitation to the baby shower. Her water broke comin' back from the movie. The baby's due any minute. - And you got to deliver it. - Excuse me? - You're the midwife, aren't you? - Midwife?
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- They make these cars so low. - Hi, Trent. Momma, you need some help? No, I'm not that old, Sherry. I don't need no help.
Big Momma's House
5.9s
We got some pork chops, turkey necks... Child, you like these?
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- Who's he? - Oh, Big Momma. That's Trent, my son. You haven't seen him since he was a baby. Oh, yeah. Trent! Hi, Trent. - Say hi. - I should've known just by lookin' at him.
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Let's say you walkin' down the street, struttin' your stuff, and somebody scream out to you "Hey, baby!" "Back that thing up and show me what you got." What you gonna do? Well, I'd say... I got a size ten, and I'm about to cram it up his bony ass. What if that don't work? What if he decide he still wanna get a little piece of that?
