Duration: 34s

Oh, that. Child, when you get to be my age, they're like yard dogs. If you don't put 'em on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood. - Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick. - What you talkin'? - Big Momma, it's time. - Time for what? Ritha's gonna have her baby. Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by. Be sure to send me an invitation to the baby shower. Her water broke comin' back from the movie. The baby's due any minute. - And you got to deliver it. - Excuse me? - You're the midwife, aren't you? - Midwife?