Wesley Rush. Homecoming king. Come on up. Wesley. Wesley.
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...Mr. Wesley Rush.
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How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF? - Our what? - Your Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Yeah, yeah. Wesley told me everything. Ha, ha. He can't even spell. That's actually pretty creative for Wes. Since when do you care what Wesley Rush says? He says crazy stuff all the time. Uh, because it makes sense. I mean, why else would two super-hot, popular girls wanna be friends with somebody like me? It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better. Okay, just because you think one of us is better-looking than you... Oh, my God. There it is, there it is. You know what? No, no, no. I'm glad you said that, because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.
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Oh, no. That was a good one. - You are a phenomenal kisser. - Ha-ha-ha. - Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?
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Oh, Toby, don't stop. Don't stop. I wanna be your wife. How do we look together? How do we look together? - The most beautiful couple? - Oh, my God. Is that Bianca Piper? Yep. Oh, my God, that is so horrible. I would hate it if that was me and people saw this. - I should totally forward this. - Me too. - Viral? - Viral.
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Ah?
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If this makes it to Toshi, - I'm telling you now... - Toshi.
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- Hey, Trevor. - Have fun tonight, Trevor. - I hate you. - No, you look adorable. Mm. Ish. I'm not happy! I haven't been kissed in years. - Can we do one more...? - Okay, not again.
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No one at all? Any takers?
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- Ha-ha-ha. - This is not... - This is a... - Hmm. Not the article I want. - Dad, 17 pa... - But it article we need.
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Oh, are we making a movie?
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- Hey. - Now, that's a classic look. You could be on the cover of GQ. Back cover. Just a vest. Okay, MacGyver. You talk about my son one more ******* time.
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Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it. Can you make sure you get an insert shot of them opening it? Yep, on it. Oh, yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel. Wow, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? - On a school night? - Yeah, I can do that. Damn, dude. All right. Well, yeah, we're in. Ooh, um... Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in, and I only have a certain amount. But, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know. - Problem solved. - Oh, hey. Look at that.
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Oh, and Wesley? He passed science. He's going to Ohio State in the fall. And since I got into Northwestern, we can visit each other.
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You hungry? I'm hungry. - Yeah, I could eat. - Good. Because I was hoping to take you to dinner. Ooh. How about a little Dave & Buster's? - Skee-Ball? - Ah! - A dark booth? Yeah. - Ah! I love it when you talk dirty to me. - Maybe we'll accidentally touch knees. - Oh, can I? Bianca kiss Wes now? Oh, monster voice sexy.
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Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then. What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy. - Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby. Toby.
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Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school-lunch article?
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It's my big Toby date night. Off to a nice evening of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual? Yes, please. Ha, ha.