Uh, what your name? -Jeanise. -Jeanise. Nice meet you. Nice meeting you. (clicker clicking)
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No...of course not. -(chuckling) -Hmm. The manual would forbid it.
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Uh... if your father was not here. -Ooh. -Ah! (chuckles)
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After me.
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Right. She want it out now, please. -Right, I... -Can you take it out? No, we cannot. -That’s not what we do here. -And why not? -What you say, "take it out..." -Yes. You end that life. That-that life will die. Well, it already dead. It not living. No, it is living right now. It has a heart... -No, it this big. -It has a heartbeat right now. I don’t think so. It is a living, breathing life that God has created. I don’t think he’s breathing. We can show you that it’s breathing. -It hurt my stomach. -Mm-hmm. And it will hurt my asshole. -Mm-hmm. -BORAT: If it come out, yes, because the-the arm, the arm like this. -It can tear it. -Right. I feel bad because I was the one who put the baby in her. You don’t need to feel bad. I was just trying to give my daughter pleasure, and next thing I know, there is a baby inside her. Mm-hmm. -You keep calling her your daughter. -Yes. Okay. -Is he your father? -Yes. -This is your daughter? -BORAT: Yes. -Yes. -Okay.
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(clicks tongue) Mm, I can’t, I can’t say nothing about that, but you got a big brain up there, so use it. Just think. ’Cause I don’t think you need to change. I will think about it. Hey, that’s all I want. That’s all I want. I want you to think about it. That’s all I want for you, just to think about it.
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So young... tragic.
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This... is my favorite. "The true story of Nada..." -Nadia Akatov. -Okay. "...who once caught a terrible disease "called curiosity. "It cause her one night to touch her... vagine?" Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Look, Daddy! The fathers hold their daughter’s hands here! He probably forgot to bring a leash. Daddy, hold my hand or they will know you are fake (Tutar laughs) ♪ ♪
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Ready. Okay, slow down! But it’s so good! I know, but go slower, slower! Oh, oh, oh, oh! (gagging) Are you ok? I swallowed the baby.
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I search in nearby village. Tutar! But for some reason, -the streets were completely empty. -Tutar! Tutar! Stop hiding!
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But who does Pence trust? I knew the disguise I had to use.
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BORAT: Tutar!
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That’s fine.
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They have a brain like we have a brain. They can think and say the same things we think and say. BORAT: When girl born, you are given instruction booklet made by -the Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife. -Um, yes, but... BORAT: The male baby come out walking. Not the female. The male baby come out... -Look, you see. -Uh, they don’t. This is supposed to be the doctors, with delivery of the baby? BORAT: Yes. The doctor wait for the baby to fall out, and you have two other doctor do this. -Well, you don’t need that. No. -One in anoos, one in mouth. What you have shown us and explained to us, -we’re sitting here like, "What?" -JIM: Yeah. You were looking at this and thinking, "What?" -Yeah. -It’s a lie. That’s-- It’s a conspiracy theory. BORAT: I was scared that I would never find Tutar. But then something amazings happened while I was looking for QAnon stories with my buddies. -Does this... -Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -JIM: Mm-hmm? -Wait, wait, wait. This look like Tutar. Her hair different, but this her, this Tutar. Where are your pictures? Can I see your pictures of her, please? Okay, just a minute. You know what? I’ll be goddamned if it isn’t her. JERRY: It does look like it. Screw me in the anoos, this her. Join me again on Saturday. I will be reporting live from the state’s biggest anti-lockdown protest. I got to get a pen that fucking works here. -"March..." -JERRY: "For Our Rights." JIM: "...For Our Rights Rally." -Saturday, June 27. -That’s tomorrow. -What? It’s tomorrow? -It’s tomorrow. Please, please, can we go? -Buddy, buddy, can we go? -Listen, listen, listen. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Please. Can we go out of lockdown and find her? I would think so. -But if she see me... -I know, that’s what I just said. ...then she will run the moment she see my face. Okay, you have to change your appearance. Do something different with your hair... -Yes. -...wear different clothes. If I am disguise, what is the one thing that is irresistible to all teenage girls? Rock stars. -What is it? -JERRY: What? Onions. -Onions? -Onions. We have onions. -We have onions?! -Yes. -You have onions in this house?! -Yes. -I believe we do. -Yes! Thank you, buddy! I love you! You are my best friend! -Okay. -Fuck the social distance. ♪ ♪ We got to get up and fight for this beautiful country, -the United States of America. -(crowd cheering) I don’t see very many masks out there. That makes you, that makes you instant criminals right now. They want to throw you in jail for what you’re doing right here, right now. Do you understand that?
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(Borat sighs) Could a woman ever be a journalist?
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(Borat speaking Kazakh) (clicker clicks) So what is that, like, a treat? (clicker clicks) Treat, uh, yeah. Uh, when she perform a command correctly, click, you give her a treat. Um... Oh. Okay. This is her ball. Um, it make her feel safe.