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They have a brain like we have a brain. They can think and say the same things we think and say. BORAT: When girl born, you are given instruction booklet made by -the Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife. -Um, yes, but... BORAT: The male baby come out walking. Not the female. The male baby come out... -Look, you see. -Uh, they don’t. This is supposed to be the doctors, with delivery of the baby? BORAT: Yes. The doctor wait for the baby to fall out, and you have two other doctor do this. -Well, you don’t need that. No. -One in anoos, one in mouth. What you have shown us and explained to us, -we’re sitting here like, "What?" -JIM: Yeah. You were looking at this and thinking, "What?" -Yeah. -It’s a lie. That’s-- It’s a conspiracy theory. BORAT: I was scared that I would never find Tutar. But then something amazings happened while I was looking for QAnon stories with my buddies. -Does this... -Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -JIM: Mm-hmm? -Wait, wait, wait. This look like Tutar. Her hair different, but this her, this Tutar. Where are your pictures? Can I see your pictures of her, please? Okay, just a minute. You know what? I’ll be goddamned if it isn’t her. JERRY: It does look like it. Screw me in the anoos, this her. Join me again on Saturday. I will be reporting live from the state’s biggest anti-lockdown protest. I got to get a pen that fucking works here. -"March..." -JERRY: "For Our Rights." JIM: "...For Our Rights Rally." -Saturday, June 27. -That’s tomorrow. -What? It’s tomorrow? -It’s tomorrow. Please, please, can we go? -Buddy, buddy, can we go? -Listen, listen, listen. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Please. Can we go out of lockdown and find her? I would think so. -But if she see me... -I know, that’s what I just said. ...then she will run the moment she see my face. Okay, you have to change your appearance. Do something different with your hair... -Yes. -...wear different clothes. If I am disguise, what is the one thing that is irresistible to all teenage girls? Rock stars. -What is it? -JERRY: What? Onions. -Onions? -Onions. We have onions. -We have onions?! -Yes. -You have onions in this house?! -Yes. -I believe we do. -Yes! Thank you, buddy! I love you! You are my best friend! -Okay. -Fuck the social distance. ♪ ♪ We got to get up and fight for this beautiful country, -the United States of America. -(crowd cheering) I don’t see very many masks out there. That makes you, that makes you instant criminals right now. They want to throw you in jail for what you’re doing right here, right now. Do you understand that?