- Good anniversary, right? - Amazing anniversary. - Kind of... Kind of a cool one. - Loved it! What did you get me, by the way, for a present? What? Oh, uh... I got you the Amazon gift card. - You did? - No, I didn't get you anything. ♪ You will see ♪ ♪ Finally ♪ ♪ You and me shall always be as one ♪ ♪ See what happiness has done ♪ ♪ We must be in love ♪ ♪ We must be in love ♪ ♪ I sigh ♪ ♪ I don't know why ♪ ♪ I sigh ♪ ♪ Is it that I'm lonely for you? ♪ ♪ Are you lonely for me too? ♪ ♪ We must be in love ♪ ♪ Let me tell you now ♪ ♪ I miss your tender kiss ♪ ♪ Your tender kiss is what I miss ♪ ♪ I have a strange desire ♪ ♪ For your lips of fire ♪ ♪ We must be in love ♪ ♪ Do you love me too... ♪
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Do you have any idea how cool you are? - Happy anniversary, baby! - Yeah. Oh!
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Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
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- All right. I love you. - Oh, my God, this guy... - We gotta ask 'em how they age ham. - I don't care! Come on! ♪ Do you love me too... ♪ On behalf of Interpol, I thank you, Mrs. Spitz. You are as brilliant as you are beautiful. Oh, my gosh. Well, thank you for that. - And Officer Spitz. - I go, what? What? It seems you are quite the detective after all. - You are! - With this girl, yes. Something I will be passing along to your superiors in New York. That would be big. I have to tell you, I think this entire experience was pretty great. - Incredible. - Yeah. Outside of the murders, it was on the money. Well, I hope the rest of your trip, which we have arranged for you, is more relaxing. - Bon voyage. - Well, thank you. You owe that to us, but thank you so much. You ever come to New York, you look us up. We'll pin, uh, a triple homicide on you or a kidnapping or something.
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♪ Shoot you ♪ ♪ Shoot you ♪
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You, um... You... saw that? Maharajah, some advice for you. Maybe grab the bottom and squeeze.
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Anyway... French fries. Yes. Actually, Juan Carlos, you had nothing to do with this. You couldn't have had anything to do with it because you were with us when Suzi got killed. - So it wasn't you. - Mm-mm. - It wasn't you. - Mm-mm. - It wasn't you. - No. It wasn't you.
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It's not like canceling a pizza, honey. You tell 'em to show up, they show up. If he's not the killer, who is the killer? And if we don't know who the killer is before they get here, we're screwed! Do you understand this? He's gotta be here in this house. This is gorgeous wallpaper. Is that fabric? Is this embossed? Sweetheart, you're losing it! You're making me nuts right now! No, I know. Hold on. Okay. All right, it's good. You all right? You breathing? - I have to breathe through this. - Look at me.
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And then you killed Tobey so that you could just keep all of it. Then me and this girl started asking too many questions. So you had to get rid of us.
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So it wouldn't matter what the will said. Straight up, Maharajah. The kids were gonna get the money, whether the old man married Suzi or not. Mm-hmm. But both of Malcolm's children are dead.
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Yes. Aren't you gonna do anything at all?
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Are you implying I have bastard children?
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If we're gonna do that, we gotta... we just gotta look confident. All right. If we're gonna look confident, we've gotta dress it. I already know what I wanna wear.
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Did he, Colonel?
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- Changed her name. - Ah! - You changed your name. - Yes. Your real last name isn't Ballard.
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Okay. Anyway, um, the French law states that a man's estate must be divided equally amongst his children.